Hastur?
Okay, I really don’t get it now.
If her being or not being a cocksucker isn’t the issue…why even bring it up? What possible relevance does her lack of blowjobs have to do with her “ugly personality”?
All I’m doing now is picturing you as the sort of person who does hit and run attacks…
“You’re a filthy bitch!”
BAM!
“You’re littering!”
BAM!
“You’re a bad parent for cursing in front of your child!”
BAM!
“You don’t give men blow jobs!”
BAM!
“You hate the spider monkey display at the zoo!”
BAM!
“You’re a redhead!”
BAM!
“You’re not all Miss America!”
BAM!
“Your tits are too big!”
BAM!
I mean…what the fuck? Did someone give you a mixed bag of baking powder and talcum powder, and assure you it was quality crack?
Okay, so that’s not quite correct…but geeze. If you’re going to attack someone for being hateful, don’t do it in a fashion that has you resembling a spaz-monkey having a seizure whilst masturbating into the houseplants to the cheerful melodies of the Macarena, as sung by Big Bird and Barney.
[Marlin Perkins]
cue ominous music
Now, let us watch the wily and slime ridden Diane in her natural habitat.
As she slithers from the rock she lives under, she moves her way to the Pit, teeth bared in anticipation of yet another senseless bloodletting which sates her bloated ego.
The pernicious Diane moves from thread to thread, gauging the weakness of her potential prey, searching for a poster that has seperated themselves from the herd as the focus of a Pitting.
It spies a victim, neck bared, ready for a bloodletting which will satisfy her, much as a snake goes into torpor from consuming a live rat.
The wily Diane has no spine, so it waits for other to nip at the poster so she can parasitically latch on, sucking the blood from the already opened wound.
To stun her pray into submission, she buries the poster beneath a flurry of insults and character assasination, leaving the poster insensate and vulnerable to the Hoovering of their life’s blood.
Resistant to logic, facts, or any other data which can deter her, she continues on, living as much off the suffering of others as she does the attention of a crowd of torch wielding villagers.
Now, I will send my assistant Jim into the Pit. He will be starting a thread about how he is a pagan who likes to smoke and call women “fat bitches.”
Notice how the slime covered Diane perks up, eyes bright with desire, waiting intently for blood to be let so she can feed like a vampire.
The first nip has been made by the self-righteous poster with great angst and little clue.
Diane spots her entry. She tells the poster: “My only suggestion is that your own personal appearance better be damn fucking beautiful enough to not make you look like a hypocrite if you decide to open your yap and degrade others.”
The poster takes a hit and is now unconscious and is now at the mercy of the cavernous black hole which is Diane’s mouth.
Let us take a moment and mourn Jim, who will always be remembered for his sacrifice in teaching us about the deadly way a Diane can destroy and maim.
And remember the good people at Mutual of Omaha that can cover you with insurance in the event that she strikes at you.
[/Marlin Perkins]
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=166323&perpage=50&pagenumber=2
This is something Indygrrl said after being wrongfully attracted over her breast implants. After reading all of this, (links included), I find it ironic that she says what she says.
“Attacked” not “Attracted”, sorry
Man, after reading this in need a cigarette.
‘Diane spots her entry. She tells the poster: “My only suggestion is that your own personal appearance better be damn fucking beautiful enough to not make you look like a hypocrite if you decide to open your yap and degrade others.”’
All that melodramatic bullshit buildup for you to quote Diane on what looks - from here - like a pretty reasonable proposition.
Why did I ever think you were a neat person? You’re nowhere near as witty as you think you are, and I’ve gone from looking forward to your posts to cringing whenever I see your handle.
GingerOfTheNorth summed up well with this:
*quote:
Originally posted by Indygrrl
Judging me from comments on an anonymous messageboard is pretty lame.
That’s all we have to go on.*
I understand that people come to the Pit to vent and blow off steam. Thing is, they can’t come in here to vent and blow off steam about being wrong - in my NPFHO, crawling up someone’s ass because they pointed out that you were littering is wrong - without a reasonable expectation of having their asses handed back to them, considerably worse for wear.
The OP was fucking stupid. She littered. She was called on it. She was, from all appearances, a gigantic fucking bitch in return. A lot of people don’t seem to have been taught by their parents that they are not supposed to litter, and I have called people on it too. Not, “Pick that fucking thing up, you stupid, repulsive piece of shit!” Just “Excuse me…I think you dropped something.”
When I see someone drop a cigarette butt, I don’t give a shit that they might have had a horrible day. I don’t give a shit that they only smoke 5 cigarettes a month and they spend the rest of their free time reading Little House on the Prairie books to blind, incontinent nuns. I don’t give a shit about these things, because I don’t know them. All I know is that some inconsiderate, self-centered piece of shit thinks his or her convenience gives him or her the right to throw their trash around wherever they want.
…ooooh a trainwreck… long time no see.
Don’t litter people, just do not, mmmkay?
Hastur changed his name to Mockingbird but didn’t change his stripes.
One.
More.
Time.
Just because the thread was a blowjob thread.
Just because I made a smartassed remark (in jest) about her lack of blowing.
Did NOT mean I was flaming her aforementioned lack of putting weenie in her mouth. It was her comment regarding how the poor slobs should just be thankful she is letting them fuck her.
AGAIN - She obviously has a pretty huge fucking ego trip going (which was my point regarding the BJ thread and others). She obviously thinks it is perfectly okay to attack another person for their appearance. The point you are obviously missing and that I obviously am not getting thorough to you is that she damn well better be fucking flawlessly gorgeous or else she looks like a hypocrite.
She looks like a hypocrite.
Jesus Christ, do you get it now?
Hastur - Your post was magjikkkallly delicious!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2731141#post2731141
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2410906#post2410906
I’m jes’ sayin’…
Touche’ :rolleyes:
“She looks like a hypocrite.”
Because what? You don’t think I’m good looking enough to have an opinion about others? Whatever.
Lola - I said that they looked like inbreeds. They did. They even could have been. I sincerely apologize to any inbreeds reading this board that may have been insulted. Really. I have learned my lesson. No more inbreed jokes from this girl.
Using “fat” as a derogatory slam is hurtful to those people on this board who may be overweight.
As far as the other quote? It was a FUCKING JOKE. Zette and I did have a pillow fight but jammies weren’t involved and we didn’t find enough time to paint our toenails.
Indy, I am getting bored with this thread. Let me just ask, would it be too terribly out of line of me to ask that maybe you should slam a person for what they do and not for the size of their ass? Just maybe?
You’ve taken it way beyond the fat comment, so lets not act like that was your true problem. You didn’t like some comments I made in other threads and waited until this one to personally attack me. I’m bored with this thread as well, considering it started on Monday as simply getting something off my chest.
I don’t have to defend myself as a human being just because you have some warped idea of what kind of person I am. Your “evidence” against me wasn’t too convincing, and I see from some of the other posts that I’m not the only one you’ve attacked.
Unlike you, I didn’t research everything you’ve ever posted to find incriminating posts. I don’t have that kind of time, nor do I really care.
Whatever, but ya know what? The next time you act like an asshole, expect to get called on it. M’kay?
I think, if I may be so bold, that the point Diane is trying to make is:
Indygrrl - you obviously have a very high opinion of yourself. Great. However, being that you are so blessed in the looks department, perhaps you can afford to be a little more generous with others who aren’t so lucky. YaknowwhatImean?
Diane if this is not your point, I appologize - that’s just what I’M getting out of your posts.
Indygrrl, I think you may just not fully appreciate the implications of your words.
You say something to the effect of “I don’t have to give head because I’m so pretty and I have such a fabulous vagina.” The implication is that women who do give head only do so because they have to because they’re not pretty enough and they’re not as good in bed as you.
Your OP carried the subtext of “how could this ugly woman DARE to criticize a beautiful person like me?” You may not have discussed how hot you thought you were in this OP, but you’ve made a point of mentioning it before, and that was remembered by me, and apparently others as well.
Look, you’re obviously not intending to sound like a jerk. It was pretty cool of you to be so nice about changing your original username so as to avoid stepping on andygirl’s toes. It sounds like you have a really hard time of it with your daughter, and had one heck of a bad day. And I’m glad you think so highly of your own looks, especially if that gets you through your hard times. But please think of what you might be saying between the lines when you post, and maybe you’ll make more friends here.
I think Indy’s whole problem is that she’s generalizing beauty, as if it’s not subjective. I think Diane does the same thing, (in a way), when she replies with a ‘well you better be perfect, or else you’re a hypocrite’ type attitude. Maybe “perfect” by her own standards.
The point is, I read way too much into things. On the whole, I think Diane is right.
“I don’t have to give head because I’m so pretty and I have such a fabulous vagina.”
—If nothing else, that would make a great sig line!