I’ve been looking forward to this allllllllll month. My fiance was going to drive down and pick me up from college so I could see him for the second to last time before he leaves for D.C. on his first deployment. Now, through no fault of his, he won’t be able to. Have I mentioned I haven’t seen him in a month? and next weekend will be the last time we can see each other for a possibly looooooooooong time. And all because of one of his friends. Oh yes, because of him. We won’t get into what his “friend” did, but rest assured, after I see him next, he will be ball-less. So I’m stuck here all weekend, can’t go home (and there were a lot of other reasons I needed to go home, but THOSE are fucked now too!), I’m fucked. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
I’m gonna cry.
I think we definitely need to go into what his friend did. You can’t bring up the concept of castration and then leave us wondering exactly what happened!
His friend simply made it impossible for him to get access to his car. I’m not actualy too sure how, or why, but I don’t care, he will be de-balled.
I kinda’ sorta’ in a roundabout way think that maybe I almost understand your problem, but there seems to be a missing variable or two.
Keeping my ignorance of any facts in mind, I’ll just say I hope things work out. Good luck.
I’m just bitchin’ 'cause I can’t go home. Thats all. Don’t mind me.
There’s no place like home, relic. I know how you feel - Christmas can NOT come too soon!
(Which is too bad, because if it could, maybe it would…)
ok if your going to kill one of his friend at least warn the poor boy so that he can at least save his friend
love always sailorboy
I did warn you, Sailorboy! Now just keep him away from me…
Grrrrrr.
MMMWUAHAHAHAHAHAH! The pieces are crumbling already! I love it when I’m right!
Yeah, DuhMan, yor’re right. Because he had car trouble, our marrige is over. :rolleyes:
Get a fucking life…
A fucking life? Is that like a sex life, but without the strings and the obligatory bar hopping? Where do I sign up? 
no, you see, Duhman has an obsession with me and my fiance.
He needs to get his OWN life, and shut up about ours.