I cannot get ahlod of you by phone, because you are online. You are also not logged into Yahoo chat, so that mode of communication is not available to me either. See, I really want to tell you something important…
I can’t come home for dinner, as A is on vacation. I was told this earlier in the week, but it slipped my mind.
What? You didn’t seriously think I was gonna pit my wife, did you?

Heh. So true. But at least she’s a doper, so not all modes of communication are lost to me.
Now we wait for her to take the bait…
Fuck you! Fuck you right back into the womb you escaped from!
No, seriously.
Okay. I’m sorry I’ve been unreachable.
It sucks that you can’t come home, d_redguy. Slap A really hard for me tomorrow. I truly can’t stand her.
:rolleyes: to you too, samarm! 
Are we done here? I think so.
Lynn