Argh! I wanted to be the first to find Batpussy for you. That’s what I get for opening the thread in a tab an hour and a half ago, before finally reading it.
Apparently one can torrent it, maybe? Should one go for some nostalgia.
NSFW graphic stills on page
http:// tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=9514&filelist=1
I once saw an adult film centering on the sexual adventures of a rock band on the eve of their big concert. The first sex scene was my favorite. Ray, the lead singer, has just been arguing with the band’s manager about wanting to quit the band when they find a naked groupie has jumped the fence of Ray’s mansion and is currently skinny-dipping in his pool. Ray leaves his manager to deal with her, and penis ensues. The actress forgets who her costar is, and moans, “Oh, Ray! Oh, Ray!” The actor protests, “But I’m not Ray, I’m his manager!,” to which the young lady replies by snarling, “Shut up, you’re Ray now!” and continuing to call him Ray.
Many years back, I saw Sex Trek: The Search for Sperm, Star Trek-themed porn. The porn itself was pretty standard, but what made it great was that the cast (the male cast, anyway) were obviously Trek fans and were having a great time spoofing the show.
After the main crew has beamed down:
Scotty: There’s some atmospheric interference Captain, we can’t beam you back up for another hour or so.
Scotty’s female assistant: You know, one of these days they’ll figure out that transporters don’t get atmospheric interference.
Scotty: What, those morons? Not a chance. Let’s fuck.
“Aye, feel the thrust of me engines, lassie.”
Let My Puppets Come.
I’d pay someone to turn the background music for the first 7/8ths of her bouncing into a song. Pretty rocking.
(And I mean that seriously)
There’s a Cinemax film (well I saw it on Showtime too) called Playmate of the Apes. It’s the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. I’m sure based on the title, I don’t need to explain the premise. But I don’t know…maybe it was all the lesbian scenes between lesbians who are in a half-comatose state (seriously, there’s one with a woman who is supposedly shrugged. she’s utterly unresponsive and heavy lidded). Maybe it was the guy in a giant, poofy, pink ape costume. Maybe it was the dialogue that literally didn’t make any sense. But all of it combined to make that movie one of the most surreal things I’ve ever seen.
I concur.
Two redeeming values: it was funny and Misty Mundae is hot.
Okay - I can buy that, but there are thousands of gay porn videos out there, the majority of which hold a very high standard in terms of attractiveness for their male stars. Why, when you have such a cornucopia of hotness, would you go searching for one of the relatively few good looking straight guys in straight porn banging a chick?
Yeah, I don’t really know. Unattractive guys in straight porn are a bit of a problem for me. Even if the guy is kind of cute, he’ll often have that “I’m a total douchebag” look about him. Total turnoff. And WTF is up with showing the guy making the O face just before the cumshot? Like I want to see some sweaty fuck sneering away just before he loses it. But hey, I’m not so much into lez porn, so there it is.
So I see your point, but apparently there are gay guys who get off on it. I guess with the vast spectrum of things people get off on, it’s relatively tame. Drop a letter to Dan, see if he has any insights. I’m coming up blank. 
That image I was telling you about earlier. It isn’t Ron Jeremy.
Shouldn’t that link be broken up, elmwood?
I don’t remember what porn it was, but the ‘story’ revolved around trying to fins a new actress for a porn series. The scene involved a porn version of ‘Hamlet’, but the actress just jumped in and started humping. Cut to the producer/director and his main flunky. The flunky starts complaining that they aren’t reading from the script, which they’d already paid for. The director’s response was along the lines of “Well, we’ll have to make up for that twenty bucks in popcorn sales.”
I once watched a live action version of the hentai “La Blue Girl.” Tentacles were involved. But they didn’t work like the ones in the animated version. They worked very much like the octopus tentacle that Martin Landau wrestled with in his role as Bela Lugosi in “Ed Wood.” Bein an R-rated film, they never showed the tentacles doing what hentai tentacles are infamous for doing, and the tentacle was huge and clearly made of papier mache so it wouldn’t have worked out very well anyway. It was very much like watching the tentacle scene in “Ed Wood” except the tentacles were blue, they were attacking a naked Japanese hottie, and it was supposed to be erotic.
Laughed my ass off.
La Blue Girl (the animated one; I haven’t seen the other) actually has a good story. The porn is rather distracting (and it’s animated) so when I saw it I fast-forwarded.
Oh, I’ve seen the original La Blue Girl. It was good. The live action version is nothing like it.
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Ah, gotcha ya.
The pterodactyl scene described in the OP sound similar to an amusing scene in one of the New Wave Hookers movies (I think it was NWH 2 or 3).
Two women are conversing on the bed in what appears to be a high-class hotel, discussing how bored they are. One of them says that she’s in the mood to be fucked by “a gaggle of quacking duck men”. She then picks up the phone and calls the hotel’s front desk: “Would you be so kind as to send up a gaggle of quacking duck men?”
Moments later five men file into the room, all wearing full-head duck masks (somewhat Donald Duck-looking). Penis ensues, with the duck men quacking throughout the entire scene. I remember it being very funny.
That couch is filthy! Eww. How can they… on that disgusting piece of furniture? I’m shuddering.
Oh, the rest is off-putting as well.
Don’t ever watch Max Hardcore–he has this awful yellow couch where he “seduces” all his gals.