You mean porno movies have plot lines now? And sets and costumes? What’ll they think of next? :eek:
And why bother?
This one is much better with the soundtrack: [noparse]http://chuggingcorn.ytmnd.com/[/noparse]
I’ve been trying to find an online link to the very first porno, El Sartorio. It’s funny to think that outrageous pornography plots originated with the very first one. Too bad I haven’t actually found it yet. I was actually thinking of starting a ridiculous porn collection when I’m older, but I can’t think of an excuse if somebody found it.
Is Lord of the G-Strings too “soft” to be considered real porn?
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And for the 4 of you who haven’t already googled it, I present to you the pterodactyl porn. I’m not sure whether to laugh or be traumatized at this point. (What was with the puppet?)
More lines from Star Trek porn:
Scotty- “Cap’n, ma organ canna stand the strain!”
Mr. Spic- “It would seem I’m cumming.”
Sleep Assault. Uh, yeah, it’s what it sounds like. Men having sex with supposedly sleeping women. Except judging by how the women never wake up even while they’re being moved into some pretty acrobatic positions, maybe a more apt title would be Cadaver Assault.
No, no. Cadaver Assault is band-name material! 
I caught that one with my wife one time. I think that one was the one that had the secondary porn actress who had the worlds worst plastic surgeon…and went to him ALOT.
One night years ago, OpalCat and I found a furry website and started making fun of it, because really, people dressed up in mascot costumes doing the deed is hysterical. Well, this site had a sister site where people in full animal bodypaint were having sex with one another. In the featured pictures at the very top of the site, there was a guy in leopard paint nailing someone in this kind of blue-gray tiger paint. We stared at these pictures for AGES trying to figure out what was wrong with them and why they just didn’t seem quite right for some reason.
It turns out that the leopard guy was missing testicles. There was one shot of him spread eagle with his dick half-inside the other person, and you could see NO balls, or anything else for that matter–just smooth skin. I have NO idea how this was possible, but once we figured it out we laughed our asses off.
It sounds like what you’re describing is someone who might be a bilateral cryptorchid. As the Wikipedia article states, sometimes the testes fail to descend from the abdomen into the scrotum during fetal development, or in early infancy.
The trading card game is pretty infamous too. And expensive these days.
I had roommates who had a full set when they were new and recall walking in on a six player mixed gender game in the living room where they were playing by the full rules.
Ah yes, pterodactyl porn. I saw it and had to show it to daHubby, who about sprained something laughing.
no clown porn!
“Vengeance”, however, was hilarious. A Crucible ripoff that somehow combines time travel, “martial arts”, and corn (but that last bit’s nowhere near as bad as it could have been). Also comes with a director’s commentary track. It helped make the best Porn and Chicken Night ever, once 
This thread seems like a good place for a joke I heard today:
Q: What do you get when you cross an ISA Brown with a Hereford?
A: Porn! Brown-chicken-brown-cow …
A few years ago, I came across (heh heh) some dinosaur porn - not the pterodactyl one, but guys dressed in full green dinosaur makeup/suits - like Tyranosaurus Rexes or something. No luck at redtube, and my google is weak or something - anyone else seen this?
Joe
Thanks for finding some links to Bat Pussy! It is just as awful as I remember it, which means, it was terrifically bad!
I thought the part with her traveling on the bouncy ball was nude, but apparently not. Hard to remember after all these years. But think about it - I saw Bat Pussy in its first theatre run. Woo hoo!
Now if I could just find “Sam Slick- Private Dick” and “The Mad Pieman” …
:eek: Umm, is there another image of that guy where you can see his face? It is very, very, very important that I see a better image of his face.
My school shows movies for $1 in the main auditorium and every few Sundays out of the year the movie is TBA which is what we label porn. The school showed Pirates a few years back and that was pretty amusing, but not the best. The funniest I saw was this porn film in 3D that was clearly from the 70’s. The “parts” that sprang out at the audience had everyone cracking up. The funniest was when the people in charge of the film sprayed the audience with super soakers during the main money shot scene. It was like the 3D rides you go on at a theme park. It also helped that the theater was packed with other students cracking jokes and laughing along. I never thought I would wear 3D glasses to watch porn.
The funniest porn I have ever seen was something I thought was called Time Cops, but when I googled, all I found was some non-porn action movie. Whatever. It was a gay porn, about…time travelling cops. I was at a Peace Corps conference, and my friend Michael showed it to a bunch of us. We almost hurt ourselves laughing.
The second best thing about it was that Michael had found it on his town’s server. See, Bulgarians are not especially interested in copyright law, and most towns have their own server where they can share files illegally. I’m not sure how it works, but it’s all 100% illegal and no one cares. Also, Bulgarians are not real accepting when it comes to homosexuality. So, Michael found this movie on his town’s server, which means he downloaded it from someone else in his town! He said he was really excited that there was another gay guy in his town, until he realized that the second half of the movie was missing. So he figured that the guy had realized at that point that it wasn’t an action movie and stopped the upload. So that was disappointing.
The first best thing about it was the time machine that the cops travelled in. It was made of cardboard. Very high production values.