I’ve been thinking of starting this thread for a while now. Basically all you have to do is post a reply with the funniest thing you have heard or said the day of your posting, along with the context of it, if that is nessisary for it to be funny.
Rules are:
The funniest thing you heard/said must be from the day of your post! No going into past experiences.
You can put more than one, as long as they do not conflict with rule #1.
You can also post a description of something you saw that was funny as long as it does not conflict with rule #1.
Ok I’ll start us off,
(When talking about birth control)
“Contraceptive foam? Is that when you break a VHS in half and wrap the tape around your penis?”
(same conversation a little later)
“How does an IUD work?”
“Oh thats easy I’ll show you. You be the vagina and I’ll be the IUD. Now hold still while I jump into your uterus.”
I’m in bed this morning and my other half comes in the bedroom to tell me he can’t find the $20 I gave him last night. I am forever on his case to put his money in his wallet and not to leave it laying around. It’s always being misplaced. So I jump outta the bed, really, really pissed. We can’t afford to lose $20. I’m looking everywhere. Hubby has the dogs outside. I decide that this calls for a smoke so I step outside to have one and sit down on the step and begin to stew.
Hubby: Well, I got good news.
And the only thing I could think of was those damn Geico commercials.
Me: So, did you save a bunch of money on your car insurance?
The good news is, I passed my exams. The bad news is I didn’t do well enough for a PHD. The good news is I can get a job and earn lots of money. The bad news is, there’s lots of hunger in the world. The good news is, I can spend some of the money on food for it. The bad news is, some of it will be topped with potassium benzoate.