Funny, Embarrassing Story: Friend at Strip Club (not TMI)

I don’t know about dialing with my butt, but I’ve managed to dial with my pants before. I could fix that by switching to a phone case with softer buttons–but then they are hard to press when I actually wanna call someone.

I’ve told this before, so if you remember it yes, your memory is fine.

My aunt and uncle lived in a small town close to a big city. Often he’d go to the big city on business, with customers.

When they’d been married several years, she started asking him to do to her some thing or other that he’d done to his working girl in the last trip. He never learned how did she find out about those things.

He talked in his sleep :smack:

Nava - is there a link to the thread where you’ve told this before? There are some issues you may have covered there - if not, feel free to cover them here:

  • Okay, how do YOU know about this stuff going on between your Aunt and Uncle? Doesn’t seem like the type of stuff your typical niece/nephew would hear about, y’know?
  • So your Uncle would say something like “oooh, yeah, baby - frambulate me!” and your Aunt would later say “hey Unc, why don’t we frambulate?” and he was trying to figure out how she knew about this stuff? Oh, and yeah, if you haven’t frambulated, you don’t know what you’re missing…

I am sure there are other questions, but those two come to mind. C’mon, spill the details!