Guys,
I need your advice. My relationship is going through some tough times. My g/f keeps complaining that I spend too much attention and money on her, that I’m too romantic, I buy her too many gifts, et cetera. She wants to go easy on the attention bit and focus on wild, steamy, monkey sex.
I’m so hurt by this I could cry. Is there no room in this harsh world for a sensitive guy like me ? I mean, I like cuddling and holding hands, but sex, JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT ??? The mere thought makes me gag.
I’m going to make some Earl Grey now, I hope to find some responses when I get back…
Sobbingly yours,
Clod Rifle
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)