Man, I love it when young people jump right into this board and post provocative ideas like word-play conundrums from George Carlin or Steven Wright; or when they cast a new light on 50 year old riddles; or when they’re showing off their vocabulary, however severely limited it may be; or when they try to ‘get a rise’ out of people here just ‘to shake things up a bit’. Keep up the work all you lovable ‘trollites!’
Peace.
kellibelli: Joshua1040
piano
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<H1>SKEEZIX!</H1>
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
Read this out loud to yourself:
I yam sofa king stew pied
sorry, but you said something i’d never say for real.
and they’re accumulating now
White Wolf
“Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
What would Ed Wood do? What would Ed Wood do if Ed Wood would do what I would do? Stock footage!
I don’t get it. I write all my posts like your OP states. I can’t think of anything special for this one. I guess I worked too much on the ONION stories.
your pal,
sunbear
Bless you!
Shadowfox
I’m sorry, that’s the best I could do
HOWARD STERN RULES!!!
You said put something I’d never say in real life.
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The SecRet of LiFe
(will appear, if you have a clear conscience)
Y Oua Ren Otwo Rth YIf you become confused, you should IMMEDIATELY,
or your brain will explode
If anyone has ten million bucks going spare, could you mail it to me? It’s less that ten mill, keep it. I don’t do small change.
I once lost my corkscrew and had to live on food and water for several days
(W.C. Fields)
Topic: Cybersex Chain Letter
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
If they’re not already.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
Topic: I need Tech Support
These computer professionals came over to my house and told me that my computer was vulnerable to the Y2K bug. But I took the cover off my computer, and all I saw was a bunch of wires. What’s the deal? Where do the bugs live?
White Wolf: Their snow play sly comb.
You don’t want flowers sent to you at work? So I guess a blow job would be out of the question?
I’d participate in the Cybersex Chain Letter, except I do my posting at the Public Library and I don’t think I’d get very far.
On the other hand, this is Los Angeles.
Anyone who saw Independence Day knows exactly where I am right now: Across the street from the tall building that was Ground Zero when the aliens fired their blue Death Rays on the Earth’s cities.
And I saw that movie in a theater two blocks away from that same tower. Unintentionally funny: “I guess we’re all dead now, huh?” (Of course, most of that movie was unintentionally funny.)
This was a real post. You may now resume your fake ones.
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Topic: Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near?
Just like me,
They long to be,
Close to yoooou!