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I think my girlfriend is cheating on me So lately my girlfriend has been working a lot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn’t mind, part of me prefers that there be someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends, and that is starting to bother me. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc.

I don’t know what to think. If I’m out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage, the garage door is closed and I’m in the house (they think I’m sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 1/2 hour. I asked her once what they were doing, she said “just talking”…whatever. On one hand I want to believe her but on the other hand I can’t help but to want to see for myself what is really going on.

So last night I decide that I’m going to see what they are really doing out there when they think I sleeping and thus oblivious as to exactly what time she walks though the door, how long they sit in the car etc. So, I hid in the garage with the lights out and the door closed. Within a few minutes of waiting, his car pulls into my driveway, and I’m hiding right next to my van with my head just high enough to see through the window but not high enough for them to notice me being there. When his headlights shine through the garage window and onto my van, I see some thing that I just CAN NOT believe…

There is a scratch on the hood of my van. I mean, this kind of thing really pisses me off. I look at my 1988 Econoline van as a source of pride due to the immaculate it is in. That scratch was not there the night before. So sometime that day someone somehow scratched the hood of my van. I wanted to cry as soon as I saw that. Anyone know where can find a dark blue hood in perfect condition that I can use to replace my recently scratched hood??

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[Flander]

Heh, good setup.