Here’s something that I got yesterday but decided to keep just because of how damn stupid it is: (oh, and to add to it there was no name after “dear”)
Please, everyone… send lots of crap to the address in the below message.
If you send it 4 messages you’ll have good luck for the rest of the day!!!
FROM THE DESK OF SENATOR SULE GAMBARI.
Dear,
This is important, and requires your immediate
attention! First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in
the transaction.
To intimate you further, we are top officials of
the new civilian administration Committee on Foreign and Local
Contract Payment, who are interested in the importation of
goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in
Nigeria.
In order to actualize this dream, we seek your assistance to transfer
the said-trapped fund into an interest bearing account which you have
absolute
control over in your country or a third country other than Nigeria.
The new civilian administration of General Olusegun
Obasanjo (rtd) set-up this committee specifically to review
all contracts/oil licenses to determine their propriety and
relevance in the light of the country’s current economic and
political realities.We have identified a lot of inflated contract fund
which
are currently floating in our Apex Bank. At this moment we have
worked out modalities within ourselves and some acquaintances at
the Apex Bank to divert the sum of US$33,700,000.00 (Thirty three
million,
seven hundred thousand United States Dollars) only, for our personal
use.
However, by virtue of our positions as Civil Servants andmembers of
the
Contract Review Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names,
consequently, I was delegated by my colleagues as a matter of trust to
look for an overseas partner into whose account we can transfer
this sum of money, hence this letter to you.
Furthermore, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the
total sum of US$33,700,000.00 (Thirty three million, seven hundred
thousand
United States Dollars) into your accountfor disbursement. Your areas of
specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this
transaction and the account requiredfor this project can either be
PERSONAL, COMPANY or an OFFSHORE account you have total
control over.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is
enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20% of this sum while
10% shall be set aside for incidental expenses between the parties in
the course of this transaction.
You must however note that this transaction is subject to the
following terms and conditions: -
(a) Our conviction of your transparent honesty and diligence
(b) That you would treat this transaction withutmost secrecy
and confidentiality.
© That the funds would be transferred to anaccount where you
have absolute control over.
(d) That one of our representatives will bewith you in your country
to represent our interest.
This however depends on your response to conditions
A and C above.
Modalities have been worked out to the highestevel for the immediate
transfer of the funds within 14 working days subject to your
satisfaction
of the above stated terms. Our assurance is that your roleis RISK FREE.
To accord this transaction the legality it deserves and for mutual
security
of the funds, the whole approval procedures will be officially and
legally
processed with your name or the name of any company you may nominates
as the bonafide beneficiary.
Once more, I want you to understand that having put
over 23 years in the civil service of my country, I am averse
to having my image,and career dented. This matter should be
treated with utmost secrecy and urgency.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to
enable us include this transfer in this batch as payments to foreign
contractorsis usually carried out on quarterly basis.
Please, send your throungh this e-mail address: markee_company@hkem.com
SENATOR SULE GAMBARI.
