Q: How does Whammo eat his cookies?
A: No more wire haranguers!
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What did Gumby say the second time he got sunburned?
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What’s the silver lining to that plane full of anorexic fundies going down?
A: My finger.
Q: What is the trigger for the gas generator.
a: A box of Krispy Kreme donuts.
Q: Why are you lying on the floor moaning with your pants undone and your stomach bloating at 8 o’clock in the morning?
A: If tugged any harder it would come right off.
Dameon- what is that supposed to mean, man? 
Q. Don’t you know that I get off on having men pull on my pig tails?
A. But I thought this WAS a number two pencil!!
Q: Why are you filling in that form with a “fecal nugget”?
A: I’ve got ants in my pants.
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A: I’ve got ants in my pants. [/QUOTE]
Q. What’s the downside to covering your ass in honey and rolling in a meadow?
A: My hard drive
A. My hard drive.
Q. What do you get when you use your computer to search for porn?
A. David Lee Roth’s bald spot.
Q: Name something bigger than David Lee Roth’s Ego.
A: A belly button a foot deep.
Q: What would you not expect to use your…snorkle…on?
A: Dirty blades on a Food Processor.
Q. Didn’t you tell me yesterday that the brown stuff in my carrot juice was extra protein?
A. A moose on vacation.
Q: What was ChiefScott referring to the other day when he suddenly shouted “Get a load of the rack on that!”?
A: A leg and a leg and a leg.
Q. What was on Jeffrey Dahmer’s shopping list?
A. Two fried eggs, a bottle of gin, and a hamster
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Q: How do you make Oeufs à la Richard Gere?
A: “Hang on – she’s gonna blow!”
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Q: Give an example of a statement that could characterize good news or bad news.
A: I was trying to take care of that not-so-fresh feeling.
Why in the hell were you douching with Miss Kitty’s Fresh Step kitty litter?
A. O-Town, O-Town, O-Town!!
Q: Name three things that should absolutely die, in order of the importance in which they should be eradicated from the universe.
A: If it feels good, do it.
Jack, that wasn’t technically a question.
Q. Should I stuff squirrels down my pants for the purpose of gambling?
A. Only if you swallowed nail polish remover.
Aw, you guys started another one and no one told me? Jeez, your computer crashes for one week…
Ok, here goes.
Q: Should I really call the anesthesiologist?
A: Just don’t call him ‘wacky.’
Q: So, do we just call him Paul Reuben now, or can we still call him Pee Wee?
A: No, it’s just my pet hamster.