Q: What’s the best thing about a seven hour rave?
A: My East German gym teacher.
AAAGGHHH! The dreaded simulpost!
Q. How did Charlie Sheen recover from the Heidi Fleiss scandal?
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*Originally posted by Jack Batty *
** A: My East German gym teacher.
Q. Who told you steroids wouldn’t give you bitch tits?
A. My toenail clippings.
A. My toenail clippings
Q. Woah! Look at all those boxes in your livingroom! What are those filled with?
A. We love to see you smile.
Q. Say, why are all you Hooter’s waitresses working topless?
A. Blowin’ in the wind.
Q: Say, what’s Monica Lewinsky doing on that sailboat?
A: The Milky Way
Q: What route did Dan White take after shooting Mayor Moscone?
Sorry about that one
A: Some Like It Hot.
Q: Why should I microwave my French Tickler?
A: Three Gummi Bears and a shovel.
How do save a drowning Irishman??
You DON’T
Q:What should you bring to plant a Gummi Bear tree?
A: The Spanish Inquisition
Q: What would nobody expect this answer to be?
A: A nine inch trout
Q. What is that tacky thing hanging up above the moose heads?
A. The scariest teddy bear in the world.
Q: What is Danny DeVito’s secret superhero identity?
A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
Q: Who is in charge of training NYC cabbies?
A: The Chicago Reader
Q. Where’s the only place you can learn about tortured civets, “Jumpin’ Jack Flash,” and whether or not Dracula existed?
A. The cabbage patch.
Q: What’s that gross-lookin’ green thing in the middle of your quilt?
A: What’s that smell??
uh, Ginger, you’re supposed to post an ANSWER , not another q. Like
A: The stench of a landfall in August
Q: What is the new perfume “Eau de New Jersey”?
A. 4 rabid pit bulls.
Then you post a q to which this is an answer, and an answer of your own.
Q: What’s the best way to get back at an ex-boyfriend?
Three Twinkies and a burrial plot
Q: What are the last four items on Dom DeLuis’s to-do list.
A: A bleached cow skull hanging from my living room ceiling.
Q: What is the very compelling evidence that you are completely obsessed with Georgia O’Keefe?
A: A rhododendron, one ice skate, and 30 square meters chain link fencing.