Q. So what are the remnants of my wild hot bondage floral date with Kristi Yammagutchi?
A. No, but I’ll split it with you.
A. No, but I’ll split it with you.
Q: Do you have another banana for my sundae?
A: Wild bacterial sex.
Q. God, why is this milk so dirty and cloudy?
A. Tango lessons
Q: Doctor, when I bit down on the stem of this rose, I developed lock-jaw and now I can’ get out from between my teeth - what do you recommend?
A: When you rub it, it turns into a suit-case.
Q: What ancient joke’s punchline did Jack Batty use to almost ruin this thread?
I’d like to offer a bonus based on Jack’s sig:
A: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Q: What aviation instructions from Martha’s Vineyard did JFK Jr. ignore?
A: Now for something completely different…
Q: What motto appears on the Marquis de Sade’s coat of arms?
A: Nothing but a hound dog.
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*Originally posted by jr8 *
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Q. What’s in the Tennessee zoo?
A. A case of beer, a bottle of jack Daniels, and a tin of Altoids.
Q: What are the necesities for a college party?
A: Bunnies, losts of furry bunnies hopping all over me!!! <scream>
Q: What did Morgain accidentally post to the current thread instad of to this thread? 
A: French poodles
What does Mercutio do to satisfy his dog-kissing fetish?
A : Husker du!
Q: What does a Nebraskan outhouse smell of?
A: Four flat tires.
What’s the newest exhibit at the Musuem of Modern Art?
A. Mmmm, forbidden donut…
A. Mmmm, forbidden donut…
Q: Who’s the most recent addition to the SDMB?
A: White, fluffy and fish-oil scented.
** A: White, fluffy and fish-oil scented. **
Q: What am I looking for in a woman? (Ooh-lah-lahh!!)
A: Canadian Bacon
Q; Canadian Bacon
A: What we make out of used cow noses and frog toes and market to Americans and tourists.
A: Beer, beer, tomatoes, and horses.
A: Beer, beer, tomatoes, and horses.
Q: What’s in that special family recipe you’re always raving about?
A: Mary, Queen of Scots
A: Mary, Queen of Scots
Q: What should you never call a skinhead with a baseball bat?
A: A big black furry spider.
Q: Oh my God. What is that thing on your face?
A: It’s bordering on ridiculous.
Q: Can you show me where Connecticut is on this map?
A: Until the Twelfth of Never.
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*Originally posted by Daemon *
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q: How long does the media pond on us with celebrity murder/sex scandals?
a: Wasted Days and Wasted Nights