Q. What are they saying about the new dentures for senior citizens that allow the wearer to see in the dark as well?
A. Bob Dole’s promoting Whipple Toilet Paper now, too…
Q: Of Bob Dole’s current endorsements (Viagra, Pepsi, etc.), which does he actually use the most?
Great thread, let’s keep it up! Oops, that was a plug for both Viagra and Britney…
A: Yo Momma!
Q: What would have been cellist Yo Yo Ma’s name if he was born female?
A: Soup to Nuts
Q: What is the basis of the latest ‘overheated serving’ lawsuit against McDonalds?
A: Donner Pass
Q: As ratings slip, where will Survivor IV take place?
I’m having too much fun here… Karnak was always my favorite bit on ‘The Tonight Show’. Leno can’t hold a candle to Carson.
Let’s try it one more time, c’mon guys:
A: Fool on the Hill
Who is George Bush?
(Capital Hill, get it?)
A. Id.
crap… yeah… that misspelling was intentional… yeah…
Q. What’s the real reason why a group of toddlers gobbled up the wedding cake at Aunt Lydia and Uncle Thomas’s reception?
A. Cubic Zirconium
Q: What do you get when you put a native of the planet Zircon into a trash compactor?
A: Bad News Bears
Q: What do you call the group of grizzlies who got into the PCP factory?
A: It’s the beans.
Q: What’s the real cause of global warming?
A: Plastic surgery
Q : What was the last answer before the thread got too long and Euty had to close it and start a new one.