Q: Clifford, Bad dog! What did you do on the rug? Bad dog!
A: Only if you go first.
A: Only if you go first.
Q: So, like, do you wanna play Beerhunter?
(from GWN, Bob & Doug: think of it as Canadian russian roullette)
A: Because it is there.
Q. Why does a man strive to eat a chocolate pie the size of Anarctica?
A. A dog from a bird’s eye view.
Q: How does an Englishman’s new girlfiend perceive his ex?
A: Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!
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*Originally posted by Daemon *
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Question: What is Russ Meyer’s best movie.
Answer: Well, it was there when I last looked.
Q:What comment did John Travolta have about his movie career?
A: The horror, the horror.
Q: How would you describe Marlin Brando’s career since Apocalypse Now?
A: Cursed be all ye who enter here.
Question: What does it say on Howard Stern’s belt buckle?
Answer: Do the dew.
Q: What’s the only thing Darrel Strawberry can do after having snorted everything else?
A: A leather cover.
Q: What does Ricardo Montalbon hope to have his skin replaced with some day?
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A: Because they don’t make a sport utility vehicle big enough.
Q: Why does Barbra Streisand’s ego arrive in its own limo?
A: Syntax error.
What are the SDMB servers constantly outputting?
A: Frodo lives!
Q: What was the name of Samwise’s short lived hobbit punk band?
A: It’s always that small.
Q. Are you turned off by my practice of braiding my pubic hair or…?
A. Animal tracks all around my house.
Q. How can you tell that the Muppets have found your secret hide out and are closing in?
A. Jungle Boogie
Q: What would a Sub-Saharan pull out of his nose?
Now that we have that out of the way, let’s continue:
A: 40 acres and a mule
Question: What was the dowry that came with Barbara Bush?
Answer: These boots are made for walkin’.
I really did ask for that one, didn’t I?
Q. Is it just me or have you been spending a lot of time hiking around the gulch since you purchased those new knee high leather leapord-print boots?
A. Beware the projectile marshmellows.
Q: What sign was posted in the screening room of “Freddy Got Fingered” at the Candy and Gelatin Festiveal?
A: White AND bright!