Q: What is the trade name of the best-selling laxative in Bombay?
A: Mad Cow Disease
Q. What is FOX planning to debunk in a new conspiracy-theory television program?
A. Fog as thick as pea soup
Q: What Chinese say about Phileas Fog plan to travel world in 80 day?
A: Where did all those chickens come from?
Q. What did the bookstore employee say when the new magazine “Playhen” made its debut?
A. Neoprene and polyester, but not nylon.
Q: What were Colonel Sanders famous last words?
A: I am the lizard king!
Was her name Jenny by any chance?
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Q: What could George W. most often be heard screaming at the top of his lungs from his dorm roof in the seventies?
A: The Cuervo Gold; The fine Columbian.
Q: What’s in Barry Manilow’s wardrobe?
Q: How do you make top-quality Mexican coffee?
A: Simply red
Question: What color are the sheets after you sleep with a female virgin?
Answer: Those are the facts.
Are you SERIOUSLY telling me that a penguin broke into the white house, took hostages, had his way with the women, before threatening to unleash the polar bears on Washington D.C.?
A. A puppy’s nose.
Damnit! I’ve got to start referencing obscure 1920’s spy novels!
Q: What’s small, round, has a wet tip, and is often unexpectedly poked into sensitive areas of one’s body?
A: “Oooh…fluffy…”
Q: “How do you like my new…wig?”
A: Egg tarts
Q: What’s another name for poultry sluts?
A: Back in the Saddle Again
Yes, but do they come first? 
Q. What song did Catherine the Great and her equine-lover consider “theirs”?
(Yes I’m aware Cecil debunked this…)
A. He’s just easily distracted.
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"What do we say to Jester driving through the garage door?
Ok, I guess this one was a little too below the belt.
A: My hair color.
Ok, me dum
Q: What’s yellow on top and dark underneath?
A: Chocolate finger.
Q: What affliction do people with itchy-butt syndrome often wake up with?
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A: A tranquilizer dart gun.
Q: After a bender, what does Robert Downey Jr use to “take the edge off”?
Next Answer: A pile of dog poop the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.