Q: What does Ross Perot clean his ears with?
Answer: Time.
Q. What is the downfall of the mayfly (lifespan of about two weeks)?
A. Evil
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Q: What do you get when you read the title of Black Sabbath’s ‘Live’ album backwards.
A: Monkey Wards
A: Monkey Wards
Q: Where should I start looking for the controls for the animatronic George Bush?
A: Only if you absolutely must.
Question: Mind if I love you in the back door?
Answer: It is, now that Home Improvement is off the air.
Q: Is the period of Tribulations, presaging the coming of the Antichrist, over yet?
A: Five miles high and rising.
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Q: Hey, where is Rober Downey Jr right now?
A: wax on, wax off
How do I get rid of unwanted pubic hair, Mr. Miyagi?
A : Little bitty buggers with great big eyes.
Question: What do Unca Cecil’s kids look like?
Answer: We can make you stronger, faster…
Question: So what exactly are the advantages of this stainless steel penile implant?
Answer: Bangkok.
Q: Where can one night make a hard man humble?
A: Not if you want the pidgeons to remain calm!
Q: Should I put coffee grounds in with the birdseed?
A: Nine-inch nails
Having what eccentric body part is the only thing to make a man turn down a handjob?
A. Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the pick-axe!!
Sorry to interrupt, but did you ever have one of those times when you thought of the perfect response 5 hours later?
How does Mr. Waxon deal with sexual frustration?
Thanks … I’ll be here all week!
Q: Who was Jeffrey Dahmer’s childhood role model?
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A: April Showers and May Flowers.
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Question: Which transsexual hookers shall we send Eddie Murphy tonight?
Answer: 867-5309.
What is the telephone number of an Islington flat where I once went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom I totally failed to get off with (she went off with a gate-crasher)?
Whoever gets this reference (and quotes the previous paragraph) gets to design my sig for a week!
A: Indigo
There are way too many HHGTTG fans on this board for that to be anywhere close to a mysterious reference. No matter… your sig line for the week shall be:
SpinneZiege- or perhaps you know me by my Indian name: “Dances With Nobody”.
Spienne!!! You HAVE to let me answer the question!!! My NAME (screen name) is FenchurchIV- I LIVE the Hitchhiker’s Guide!!! AHHH!!
That said, that was by Arthur…and he was talking about how he failed to pick up Trillian, Zaphod’s girlfriend. 
back to your regularly scheduled game, kids…