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*Originally posted by Weirddave *
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Homer, after Marge almost has an affair with the bowling instructor.
“My wife is going to kill me.”
Mr. Burns, discussing his wealth. During a conversation with Homer in a soon-to-be-buried-by-an-avalanche cabin.
“This just in – go to Hell!”
Kent Brookman to the crowd that are shouting at him at Homers boxing match.
“Maybe I do son. Maybe I do…”
Brockman even.
Professor Frink showing off his remote-controlled baby plane. He accidentally sends it through a window with his son in it.
“The movie or the planet?”
Mel gibson, after his movie screening… he sets off an alarm by opening the door.
“They’re having sex”
Homer to Ralph after Ralph asks “you don’t want to drink wax do you?”
He does want to however, so that he can eat the incredibly hot chili of police chief Wiggum.
“Did you have to salt the earth…?”
Troy McClure, when his agent offers him a part in Planet of the Apes. In fact, it’s neither- it’s the (tacky as hell!) musical.
I don’t like that tone!
Flanders to Homer, who took all the flowers from his garden for a homecoming float, then salted the earth so nothing could grow.
“Dough-nuts? I told you no ethnic foods.”
**“Dough-nuts? I told you no ethnic foods.”
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Mr. Burns to Homer when Homer becomes Burns’ assistant and brings him donuts for breakfast.
“But as for me, I’m off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.”
James Wood after he had finished researching his latest movie. “Oh you mean you’re next movie?”
“Yeah, something like that…”
No one has had a go at my one from before:
“Everything is coming up Milhouse!”
Is this when Homer floods the town, and Milhouse’s flood pants keep his cuffs bone dry?
woohoo!