Bad fawn- its the one with Mr. Burns as an alien, when the house is so dirty and stuff all over the place.
So who is going to attempt the Pardon My Zinger quote?
Moe, in the episode where he maxes out his credit card dating Helen Hunt.
What Pardon My Zinger quote?
“This is just between you and me…smashed hat!”
Wouldn’t that be Smithers in the Who shot Mr. Burns episode?
I love this sequence, but I’ll only do part of the quote:
“To the bee-mobile!”
“You mean your Chevy?”
“yes”
Cracks me up every time. 
Apu to Homer’s spy hat. (after homer smashed it because of a “bee”) It was to spy on Apu’s terrible food handling, what a freekin’ grotty hot dog that was…uhhhhh!
Apu to Homer’s spy hat. (after homer smashed it because of a “bee”) It was to spy on Apu’s terrible food handling, what a freekin’ grotty hot dog that was…uhhhhh!
—>“Must have sprung up overnight”
oops! sorry bout that… must not have clicked stop fast enough…
Ok, this is said by one of the police officers when they’re talking about McDonalds, I believe.
“Rules for draw and stud poker.”
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Hmmm… Either James Bond or the villain when dealt that card by Homer while he was working in Burn’s casino, seen in an outtake.
Drat! I knoew that wasn’t the same episode.
“Oh, I’ve wasted my life.”
This is the comic book guy when he is about to be hit by an atomic bomb in one of the Halloween episodes.
(I’m not sure if this is the exact phrase, so please correct me.)
“We’re all taking golden showers.”
This is Kent Brockman on the air, but I’m not sure which episode. Maybe the stock market one. But it leads in nicely to my next quote:
“I don’t want everyone to notice me, so I’m going to take a leak behind the dumpster in the alley.”
It is Moe, but it’s from the “Pin Pals” bowling episode.
“He unholied the holy water.”
Marge, after Homer, watching a game show on TV, responds to the question, ‘The capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?’ with ‘Hitler!’
“It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a good husband.”
Agnes, about Santa’s Little Helper.
New quote:
It takes two people to lie- one to lie, and one to listen.
Miss Hoover, after Lisa submits a paper exposing Jebediah Springfield as pirate Hans Sprungfeld. She calls Lisa a “PC thug.”
“Yeah - looks like.”
Uttered by a John Travolta look-alike(? 
) at TGI McScratchy’s in Itchy and ScratchyLand.
New Quote: “If elected Mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye and burn your town to cinders!”
How 'bout, “Yes, but I’d trade it all for a little more.”
My all-time favorite episode.
Groundskeeper Willy, I assume, but I don’t know which episode.
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican.”
Lisa, of course, in the Sideshow Bob election episode, IIRC.
“I’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman
I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES!”