The amendment-to-be, in the Schoolhouse Rock-esque filler cartoon Bart and Lisa stumble upon one afternoon.
“I’m not garbage…
I’m an amendment-to-be
Yes, an amendment-to-be
And I’m hoping that they’ll ratify me…”
now for my favorite quote ever:
“you are hearing me talk…”
Al Gore doll with the pull-string.
“Hold on, kid, there’s a tack in the middle of my forehead.”
The Al Gore doll Martin got in Knoxville, TN.
Krusty, grooming himself to a poster, not a mirror.
“For God’s sake, Bob, use a pen”
No-one’s tackling my last one?
"That’s right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey. Honey for your children…Fools!"
here’s one:
“Interesting, i wish to subscribe to your news letter.”
Snake in prison with Bob who is using his own blood to, among other things, write up his to do list. And send threatening notes to Bart Simpson. 
…you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
That’s Mr. Burns, taking up beekeeping as a hobby after the Germans buy his factory.
“Confused, would we?”
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Grampa’s advice to young Homer. As remembered by Homer, in the Beauty pagent episode, I believe.
“Big Daddy! Here comes regular daddy!”
~Menocchio
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Ralph Wiggim to the guy who kidnapped him, upon seeing Chief Wiggim, in the New Orleans spin-off episode.
Word of advice: Don’t try to dig it out with a bone.
Sideshow Mel’s advice when Lisa has gum stuck in her hair during the “22 Short Films About Springfield” episode.
“Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.”
Lisa’s dentist to a kid (Ralph?) in for a dental examination about the kid’s claim that he brushed. Then the dentist broke out The Big Book of British Smiles.
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
“Ay Caramba”–Fidel Castro after being told there are three Americans with a trillion dollar bill (Mr Burns, Smithers & Homer) who want to see him.
“Don’t have a cow, man”–Slogan on Apu’s pro-vegetarian t-shirts.
“I’ve created Lutherans!”
A parole board member after Sideshow Bob explains that his “Die, Bart, Die” tattoo is “German for ‘the, Bart, the.’”
“I’m better than dirt–well, most kinds of dirt.”
PS–Ralph is the kid the dentist was talking to.
“I’ve created Lutherans!”
Lisa, observing the tiny tooth-world that she created in a Halloween episode.
“No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
The parole board about Sideshow Bob, after Bob explains that his “Die Bart, Die” tatoo is German for “The Bart, The.”
“In America…First you get the sugar, den you get the power, and den you get de weemin.”
Homer, explaining to Bart why he MUST take the sugar from the roadside.
“Hiter, North Dakota???”
Homer, explaining to Bart why he MUST take the sugar from the roadside.
“Hitler, North Dakota???”
Homer to Bart, after Bart expresses his contempt for teamwork. (From the episode in which the nuclear plant worker have to climb a mountain to show teamwork, and Homer & Mr. Burns get trapped by an avalanche.)
“There’s no shame in being a parriah.”
Ahhh…I gotta get home to watch Pardon My Zinger!
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No, in the Lisa’s sax/Bart starts school flashback episode.
“Bad dog!..Bad cat!..Bad faun!”