Bart to Milhouse, when Milhouse insists that souls are real.
“We expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.”
Mr. Burns, explaining the conception of his son Larry in the museum after he and his date were so enflamed by Rhett Butler’s use of the word “damn” in the Gone With the Wind movie.
“You haven’t said that in over 5 years.”
Marge to Bart, when he complains about Lisa stealing his lines (ie, “Don’t have a cow”) in order to look cool to the new friends she made when the Simpsons vacationed at the Flanders’ beach house.
“Why are my teeth showing like that?”
Martin to Bart in the Radioactive Man #1 episode. Martin was tied up because he was leaving the treehouse to go to the bathroom. Later, Bart asked Milhouse if he knew what they did to squealers, and Martin responds.
“You’d be surprised how often that works. You really would.”
“Holy smokes! You need booze.”
He’s about to be killed by a rhino while sitting in a spot-a-pot.
“Everything worked out. Much quicker than usual, too”
**“Holy smokes! You need booze.” **
Dr. Nick Riviera to severely-allergic bee-sting victim Smithers. It’s in the “22 Short Films” episode.
"Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!"
Homer, who doesn’t want to be nicer to Patty and Selma, in the one where he borrows money from them and doesn’t want Marge to know.
"Everything worked out. Much quicker than usual, too"
Homer again – I think it’s after Apu’s “Who Needs the Quik-E-Mart” song.
“Ach! 'Tis nae more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes!”
Oh, and “So long, Superman!” is Barney bidding farewell to Sherry Bobbins.
“This elevator only goes to the basement…and someone made an awful mess down there!”
Willie, after the wind blows his kilt up, a’la Marilin Monroe on a steam vent.
“Actually, We’re Done. Done done. And not a moment too soon!”
Marge after they finish singing, to Snake who wants to kill them because of all the music. (I agree.)
“Shut up, shut up! If I don’t hear you, it’s not illegal.”
Homer, telling Marge not to correct him on his tax form, which he blatantly lies on.
“Well, I guess it’s back to good old-fashioned voodoo.”
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Moe, in the episode where everyone joins the Movementarians and then discovers the UFO is just a guy on a hoverbike playing a comb with tissue paper.
Barney: “Whoa! I need a drink!”
I LOVE the devilish little smile Moe has on his face afterward!
Hehe. You LOVE those Move-mentarians, Mojo, doncha?
Here’s a new one:
Have the Rolling Stones killed…
Actually, it’s Marge, Bart AND Homer, in that order. But close enough.
Burns doesn’t care for the Ramones’ birthday song.
“Slow down, tubby. You’re not on the moon yet.”
Grampa Simpson coming out of the Porta-loo
Slow down tubby-
Troy McClure on the educational film. Cecause you weigh much less on the moon and the little boy was eating his heart out.
Nancy Drew says all you need to solve crimes is an inquisitive tempermanet and two good friends. And I have an inquisitive temperment.
Linuel Hutz, when showing the video will for Patty, Selma, and the Simpsons.
“Sweet, sweet can”
The scandal show Rock Bottom’s edited clip of Homer rhapsodizing about the “sweet, sweet canDY” the babysitter was sitting on.
Dijon, thank you!
“Nancy Drew says all you need to solve crimes is an inquisitive tempermanet and two good friends. And I have an inquisitive temperment.”
Lisa, deciding to find out who shot Mr. Burns, in the episode of the same name.
“I dunno. Anything Slim.”
Bart in the gay episode. With John. After looking at those sexy girls in the cigarette billboard.
Here’s mine:
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Then I’ll destroy all opposition to me
And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back
I’ll say that he’s gay
been wanting to post THAT for awhile