Homer praying for divine intervetnion to save him from something.
“Check out this cool pencil holder I found.”
“Stradiwhovius?”
“Nice breathing, no breath.”
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Homer, looking through the stuff at Mrs. Glick’s table at the block sale at the start of the B-Sharps episode. (Other items Homer ignores as junk: an Action Comics #1, an “inverted Jenny” stamp)
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Jimbo Jones to Bart, when Bart is unable to get his breath to condense on the glass of the ice cream storage bin at the Quicki-Mart, after Bart has sold his soul.
“De-Fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.”
“I’ll kill that Mr. Burns! And wound that Mr. Smithers!”
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Bart to Homer displaying his flea market find, which is a, yeah, pencil holder. With a stem and a chamber.
“Mr Prime Minister! OI! ANDY!”
From the Australia episode. The PM is naked in an inner tube in the middle of a dam
"I have a small part in a broadway musical. It’s nothing much, but it’s a start!"
Homer, after beaating Barney to be Joe Sixpack astronaut. Homer wins by…default.
“We got beets!”
Homer, after getting picked to go into space.
Willie, after Mr. Burns beats Springfield Elementary to drilling for oil in “Who Shot Mr. Burns.”
“It’s like David and Goliath…only this time, DAVID wins!”
Homer to Lisa, when she asks him why he’s singing. From the episode where he alomst has an affair with that hot chick who works at the plant.
“My breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing, so I will be brief.”
I know this is the comic book guy, I think the rest of the line is: “you’re too late, I already sold it.” So maybe it’s where Bart sells his soul?
“Take it, [faster and faster] take it, take it, take it!”
Homer, gloating after his “standoff” against the trash collectors. Lisa’s brain: “I know; I heard it too. Here’s some music.”
So what is “In theory, Marge; in THEORY!” from?
“I don’t deserve treatment like this.”
and nobody has answered yet for my last one:
“This is a drawing of a spirochete.”
The guy in the Spirograph factory Bart visits while looking for missing Milhouse/Fallout Boy?
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Next: “That’s right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey. Honey for your children…Fools!”
[sub]Heffren? Heflin? Never heard of either of 'em…sounded like Heffren…[/sub]
That would be Ralph holding up the card they sent to Miss Hoover when she had psychosomatic Lyme disease. I beleive the sentence immediately preceding that was “Kevin’s biting me.”
And to the “We got beets!” above, that’s Lisa after coming home from the grocery store with Marge.
“In fact, I guess you could say I hate the Post Office. And my parents.Lousy beatniks!”
the above quote was Ned Flanders in the episode where he gets put in a sanitarium.
“Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!”
Homer says this in the episode where he buys the Canyonero, an SUV for women. I can’t remember why he is praying though…
My quote:
The goggles, they do nothing!
Springfield Milhous to Shelbyville Milhous, upon hearing that someone shares his name.
The goggles they do nothing.
Reiner Wolfcastle, when the acid hits him while filming the Radioactive Man movie.
How about “…McClure Hutz Terwilliger.”
Sung by Marge to Bart as part of a song about saving money, after he asks her to buy him a new video game system (from the episode where Lisa sits in the tree to impress the environmentalist celebrity).
“So long, Superman!”
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A video game character (Sonic Hedgehog, I think), urging Bart to steal a copy of “Bonestorm.”
“How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?”
Selma, refusing to marry Apu so he can become a citizen, because her name’s “already long enough without adding Nahasapheena–whatever to it.”
PS–Just a nitpick, but didn’t Selma maryy Sideshow Bob first? So it should be “Terwilliger Hutz McClure.”
“Fine and dandy, like sour candy.”
Ned Flanders and George Bush, in unison, talking about Barbara Bush’s lemonade. (“Don’t really understand lemonade myself . . . not my ‘for-tay’.”)
Here are two of my favorites:
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“Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes! I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!”
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“I don’t know–is it worse than what you do to people who have to go to the bathroom?”