“Kissing you would be like licking some devine ashtray”
I’m pretty sure that Side Show Bob said that to Patty or Selma (I always get them confused) in the episode where he married than tried to kill her.
“Man, that is flagrant false advertising.”
Otto said this after walking out of a shop. I don’t remember the name but it had something to do with Pot(s).
Sideshow Bob sweet-talking his new wife Selma on their honeymoon.
Otto, leaving “Stoner’s Pot Palace,” in the episode where Milhouse’s parents divorce.
“A sarcasm detector. That’s a real useful invention.”
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“Whoa, acid flashback! Wouldn’t want to be driving a bus right now.” (I’m surprised this character hasn’t been quoted yet.)
Otto, when the bus gets attacked by a mysteriously-ainimated red devil advertising logo in one of the Halloween episodes.
“This is a sordid little burg, isn’t it? Makes me sick in a wonderful way.”
“That’s it, I’m outta here.”
Homer’s brain to Homer, after Homer, once again, says something stupid, but I forget the exact episode.
“A sarcasm detector…”
The comic store guy to the inventor. The machine then blows up in response to the comment. I think this the one where the MENSA group take over Springfield.
How about:
“Ay Caramba” or
“Don’t have a cow, man”
Mayor Quimby when the town comes to his office to protest the new $5 bear tax.
The Comic Book Guy to Professor Frink. During the episode in which Mensa ran the town.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.”
Bart, while dreaming of being insanely obese after Homer gains weight.
Martin, insanely jealous of Lisa, gets a pool.
“Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn’t have a coat. Should I let him in?”
Bart, greeting the guests at the dinner party Marge throws (the one where Milhouse’s parents break up)
“Good boy. Do your dirty, sinful business.”
“Good boy. Do your dirty, sinful business.”
Rev. Lovejoy, coaxing his dog to go to the bathroom on Flanders’ yard.
“But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!”
Rev. Lovejoy to his dog after Flander comes out and see the dog (St. Bernard?) doing its business on his yard. (and also after the Rev. had just “scolded” his dog)
(on review) “But I don’t even BELIEVE in Jebus!”
Homer, when we gets sent off as a missionary to avoid…shoot…something.
“Eyes on the floor. Eyes on God’s glorious floor. <squeek ‘Oh, my ass’> Always on the floor…”
“But I don’t even believe in Jebus”
Homer, after he becomes a missionary to escape from a pledge to PBS. My favorite line from that episode is “Elmo knows where you live!” Hilarious.
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A reverend to his congragation in the episode when Homer and Marge became exhibitionists. Homer was hanging from a hot air balloon and his ass was steaked across a glass ceiling of a church.
Quick, chew through my ball sack.
“Quick, chew through my ball sack.”
Principal Skinner to the gerbil when the students have tied him up in a dodgeball bag.
“Wait a minute! There’s no Angus McGee in North Kiltstown!”
Still no response on the quote I posted:
“Jesus, Allah, Budda, I love you all!”
Groundskeeper Willie to Homer after Homer tries to pass himself off as being from his hometown in the episode where Homer tries to sell grease for money.
Whoa dude, you did not smile. We eat for free. Lets roll Shoshanna.
“Whoa dude…”
Snake says this to Moe to get his food for free. Moe had opened a Bennigans type restaurant and guaranteed he’d smile when he brought the bill.
I must admit, I’m stumped by weirddave, somebody help him!
Actually, its Homer who delivers this line to Willie.
Williw asked Homer where he came from in Scotland; Homer makes up the town of North Kiltstown; Willie announces, “That’s my hometown” then asks “Do you know Angus McGee”; Homer responds as above, accusing Willie of being the fraud.
“I’m disrespectful to dirt. Can you see I am serious?”
Thanks Fish42 for the correction.
I’m disrespectful to dirt…
Mr.Sparkles in the episode where Bart finds a box of soap with Homer’s picture on it.
Dad, that’s his crotch
Lisa, to Homer, during the Halloween episode where Mr. Burns is a vampire and they have to kill him.
“Why didn’t you get something useful like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ?”