“I hate Ted Koppel!”
“I don’t know where you little pixies came from but I sure love your magic drink”
"We also sell frozen yogurt. We call it ‘Frogurt’ "
I hate Ted Koppel: Homer wakes up sweating and yells this after Ned says he hates Homer Simpson in “Homer Loves Flanders”
I don’t know where you…: Barney says this after drinking some of Bart’s super-squishy in the Junior Campers episode
…Frogurt: The mysterious shop guy who sells the evil Krusty doll says this in one of the halloween episodes
My quote:
“This is all your fault”
Hitler to “Bobo”, Burns’ bear.
Mine: “I’m cold! There are wolves after me!”
You’re grandpa! The episode where they leave, I think, move away or go on vacation and grandpa is afraid.
Mine…
“So this is your sick mother?”
This is Grandpa Simpson, when OFF left him in Springfield.
Since Abe couldn’t take his medication, he turned into an old lady.
How about:
“That’s it, I’m out of here.”
John Waters, to Smithers, after seeing him out with the Simpsons.
“Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.”
One of the bullies when leaving the Leftorium?
“I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.”
A guy in the cell at the police station. Homer got arrested.
“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
Skinner (or was it Apu?) and Homer from the B-Sharps episode. I believe they’re listening to the song that Barney and his Yoko Ono-ish girlfriend did.
“A sarcasm detector. That’s a real useful invention.”
The reverse: Smithers finds “John” and OFF, minus Homer, at a retro diner, and calls him on his lame excuse. “Don’t do this to me, Waylon!”
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Nelson, encouraging Bart to shoplift Bonestorm from the Try ‘n’ Save. (Nelson had stolen a vest identical to the one he always wears.)
From the Christmas episode where Bart gets expelled from the store and ends up ruining the family photo.
“This is a drawing of a spirochete.”
Also, somebody tell us which episode my sig comes from.
I can’t identify the last one. But I’m posting this because I honestly don’t know the episode or the context, and it’s driving me buggy.
“In theory, Marge…in THEORY!”
That’s not the one I was thinking of, this one if from an older episode. I should have known that the shoplifting quote was from that episode, but I figured it was too obvious of an answer, damn.
“More testicles means more iron.”
Close. Skinner and Homer, but it was about Homer’s C. Everett Koop song.
Angel of death is a worker at the power plant as seen on a security camera while Marge was working there.
I think the Milhouse quote is from after Lisa told him she wasn’t dating Nelson anymore.
“You’re worse than Hitler.”
“More testicles means more iron.”
Lunch Lady Doris, ladeling from a vat labelled ‘Horse Testicles’
“This is all YOUR fault!” at above-
Homer NOT to Bobo, but to the weather bird that he had pressing the Y key on his keyboard when he became morbidly obese so he could work from home.
“Then I’ll be Queen of Summer! King, I mean King!”
“You’re worse than Hitler”
The lady who was the boss of Patty and Selma at the DMV when she sees Homer smoking.
“More testicles means more iron” is a favorite quote to use around my house when I’m cooking and the SO asks what’s for dinner.
“Kissing you would be like licking some divine ashtray.”
Martin, after getting a larger pool than the Simpsons.
“Man, that is flagrant false advertising.”
Sideshow Bob just before proposing to Selma.
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”