game - superpowers by username

[alice_in_wonderland]

Look, up in the sky!

Its a bird! Its a plane?

No, its FURRYMAN - able to mimic a Sasquatch in a single bound.

[ExTank]

Thanks, wevets. Your version was better than my own:

Once able to tread the earth in mighty armor and perilous thunder, the once-mighty ExTank now strolls down the electronic super-highway hurtling verbal sticks-and-stones at pundits and detractors, pretending he has a clue!