…
Unbelievably,
understanding unicorns
use up underwear.
Violet vultures vexed
Vain velociraptors
very violently
Where will we warn whores
with windowwasher wrapping?
Why, Washington? Whew!
Xanadu xeroxed
Xenophobe xeroderma.
Xerxes xenolith.
Youthful Yolanda
Your yellow Yawahism:
Yin, Yang Yamulke.
Zulus zigzagging
zodiacal zoetropes
zest zeuglodonta.
Winner of “What the hell does that mean?” 
Al’s azure algae
Ate all anthropomorphic
animals allowed
Bitchy Becky bought
Beautiful blue bandicoots,
Berating Betsy.
Clematis climbers
clamber close, clutching, clinging;
climb clematis, climb!
Dave Daniel’s Deathpool:
Diane Davidson, Donna
Dixon, Dion. DIE!
Every eloping
elephant eats eagle eggs
entertainingly
Fools! Frankly, fully
forceful flippers flounder. For
finesse, find friction.
Gil gentlemanly
grabbed Gwendoline’s glockenspiel;
gave gray goats gumbo
Her handsome husband
Hurried homeward holding his
Haberdasheries
If Izzy’s icehouse
imbues illegal imbibes
is Izzy involved
John Josephson jeered
“Jumping Jehosaphat, Jim
Johnson’s jaw jiggles!”
Kindly kangaroos
Kept kicking Korean kids’
Keisters kinkily.
Lazy lions lick
lollipops, letting languid
life listlessly last