Gary gave Greg gold.
Greg got Gary gasoline.
Great gifts, gallant guys!
Happy Harry’s hat
hugs his hot, hairy head
harmoniously
Idiotic Ike
Idolized India ink
In Invercargill
I told a friend about this thread. He started writing, and ten minutes later he handed me this macabre gem:
Juice jabbing, jeering
Junkie Jewboy, Jezebel
Justifiable.
Just bumping this thread because I came up with this one, too good to waste, while on a bus going throught the Lincoln Tunnel to NYC:
Brillant Big Bang bit
Ball bin bouncing Brainiac
Bellows BAZINGA!
Kimberly, Kylie,
Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall
Kardashian kin
Luxious lamps
Lighting Lucinda’s lemon
lime lavendar lounge.
Mean Michael menaced
Michelle maniacally
mauling my magwai
Never neglect non
Nigerian nincompoops
nearing nasty nuns.
Oh! Ozzy Osbourne
orders orange, oregano,
olive, oat omlette.
Peevishly, Pete pets
plump, purple, pert, pretty pups
presciently primped, please.
Queensland quagmire!
Queers quietly quarelling.
Quiet, Queensland queens!
Randy’s rottweiler
really regurgitates ripe
red rutebagas.
Should someone simply
sing sufficient serenades
so Sam stops sooner?
Truculently, Tim
tidied the tiny timeshare
to tame the three tots.
Uxia uttered
“Uhura’s Uranus, un-
usually used”
Victor vapidly
verified vigorous vets;
Venus, virgins vied.
Why would women we
walk with willfully weep when
we write “Wombats wheeze”?
Xenophobic Xer-
xes xraying Xavier
Xenophonm, Xandra
“Your yummy yogert
yielded yellowing yo-yos”,
yelled Yeoman Yusuf.