How about that new penis smell?
Okay, I’ll be going now. I gotta go wash my brain out with soap…
Also, please be aware that major warranty service performed simultaneously on a penis and a vagina can in some cases entitle the owners to a free penis or vagina.
For instance, my wife had a 324-month vagina service at the same time as I had a 336-month unscheduled penis adjustment. We immediately submitted a claim form for the free penis or vagina, although the Manufacturer tells us it can take up to nine months to fulfill the order. It should arrive sometime in mid-February, packaged in soft pink bubble wrap.
Actually, the ‘new penis smell’ isn’t too bad, it’s that ‘used penis smell’ that can be a problem.
[sub]I am so going to Hell for that one.[/sub]
If you DO go with the optional Breasts Package, including almost-but-not-quite-perfectly matched breasts, Central Sensory Disks and Auxilliary Glands, you’ve really got to think about both warranty AND support. 
Cartooniverse, always the boob guy. 