Whatever your choice, don’t scrimp on the installation.
Mine was factory installed almost 43 years ago, but within the first fifteen years there was some seperation between the abdomen and the scrotum; this led to the unpleasant situation whereas other body parts began slipping into the scrotum.
I was one of those penis users that thought I ‘could deal with it’. Big mistake. I tried dealing with it till this past summer, then I had to go into the shop for an overhaul.
And hey, the vagina isn’t the only item with reprodution capabilities. How do you think it starts? Better look into having someone disconnect the plumbing, otherwise you’ll need a raincoat whenever you go out to play.
Nah, it’s only a problem for those who’ve failed to get the proper wiring. I think there’s a DIP switch or something you can flip for full P2P capabilities.
Actually, if you get the right model vagina, mood swings are optional. Also, steps can be taken to avoid monthly maintenance, however this is usually as a result of disabling the reproduction option. Please be aware that the vagina option does include wider hips as a standard feature. This may cause some users to bash their new hips against inanimate objects until they have adapted to this.
As far as the breast options, it does have several uses besides lactation. First, I’m told some models do come with an Alternate Source of Orgasm option which may be beneficial. Second, depending on size and type of display, they can serve as a diversion/intelligence test. Finally, if you do decide to go with this model, please follow the manufacturer’s recommendations with regard to low temperatures and wind chill. If not heeded, pain may result.
While comparison shopping is important, I’d advise that you shouldn’t dally too long in making your decision. At least locally, people view their penis or vagina as status symbols. As petty as it sounds, I’ve found that when a new person is introduced, the first thing people notice is whether they are a penis or vagina owner. I can’t imagine what would happen if they met someone with neither.
Come to think of it, in our offices we have four bathrooms:
[ul][li]the executive washroom (very posh), [/li][li]the restroom for vagina owners (a little roomier and with more sinks/mirrors, I hear), [/li][]the restroom for penis owners (about average), []and only one small cubbyhole of a restroom (in the basement) that is available for anyone.[/ul]Like it or not, the penis and vagina seem to be status symbols.
One curious aspect of the penis is the random growth and shrinkage it undergoes several times a day. The growth/shrinkage ratio can be much as 4 fold. Vagina owners seem to fid this aspect fascinating.
One curious aspect of the penis is the random growth and shrinkage it undergoes several times a day. The growth/shrinkage ratio can be much as 4 fold. Vagina owners seem to fid this aspect fascinating.
Squeegee, I recommend LeGuin’s Gethen model. This unit combines a penis and vagina with very few drawbacks. However, the Gethen unit is only fully functional 3 days out of every 30. Overclocking the CPU will activate the unit. But this may cause damage. A full description is given in Left Hand Of Darkness.
As a happy penis-owner of nearly 29 years, I can honestly say I have only two complaints:
Unpredictability
I know that the inflation option sometimes kicks in when you least expect it. Worse, sometimes (so I’m told ;)) the inflation option doesn’t kick in when you need it.
Aesthetics
The penis option will occasionlly look respectable, but never attractive. The vagina/ breasts combo, though, seems to me to be curved in all the right places; superficially simple but quite beautifully complex in the details…