I was recently chatting on line with my first boyfriend - we dated in 1973-74, and I haven’t seen him since then, but he found me on line. Anyway, I made a comment about the very sweet opening line he’d used on me back then, and that led to musing about what lines would work on us today, if either of us were so inclined.
I came up with “Hey baby, wanna come to my place for some fiber supplements?”
He followed that with “Join me for a Pile Driver?” (which he defined as prune juice and vodka :eek: )
OK, so they’re not all that clever, but we were tired, and we’re both old, so cut us some slack. Can you do any better? Can you? What’s the best way to hook up once you’re over 50? It’s gotta be a one-line attention grabber. The gauntlet is down!!
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I limp by again?”
“Do I come here often?”
“(checks shirt label) Oh, just as I thought. Made in 1902”
"Can I borrow a quarter. I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met… ehm… who did I just meet… hmmm… I forgot… ehm, what were we talking about?
<snerk> This cracked me up even tho it makes my head hurt.
And this thread just reinforces that I need to take good care of my husband and stay out of the dating pool. I couldn’t have come up with most of these. I just can’t turn a clever phrase about orthopedic shoes under the bed.
