I’ll bet.
The fact that the posted image shows that they cut all the way down to the central hole in the circular weight suggests this guy was imitating those guys who try to have sex with the hole in the picnic table.
But trying to make it with a gym weight seems as if he’s simply asking for trouble.
If it ain’t Florida it’s Germany…
I’ll bet he wasn’t trying to have sex with it. It’s clear that he wanted to demonstrate that he could carry around weights with his manhood. I’m sure his plan was to start small and work his way through heavier and heavier weights.
As much as this pains me to admit…
Either the girth of my member is not up to par and/or the size of those holes in weights is much smaller than I re (member)…not to mention the whole stamina thingy…
That plate isn’t one of the Olympic heavy bar weights. It looks like one of the 1’’ bar weights.
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On the other hand if you were think of the 1 inch bar plates when you said that, probably better to keep that to yourself 
Dude…I’ve never been in or thought much about Olympic weight lifting…perhaps I’ve said too much already…
This guy really needed somebody to step in and recommend he try the snatch instead.
Anyone remember Mr. Lifto from the Jim Rose Circus?
Even Googling him alone will give you plenty of NSFW pictures.
Bagel Dog guy?
StG
I think we can close this thread now
Silver lining: at least they removed it with a vibrating saw.
What possessed him to stick his junk in the weight?
Brains be lacking here :smack:
All it takes to get that weight out of my dick is a good sucking.
Octoberfest, Ja?
This just confirms my general theory: If there’s a hole, penis will fill it.