Ravishing.
Only if you have really really short legs.
I thought about editing, but my comments were still true, so I left it. 
Ummm… aren’t you one of the most prolific posters on the board? Aren’t most of your posts jokes? Am I missing something?
I mean… I love your posts, but still…
I for one <3 you Alice 
Dude, you’re skating on thin ice here. People have shown remarkable restraint thus far, but you’ve been given sound advice…by quite a few posters from all over the spectrum…that all says the same thing.
Remember what happened to badchad? Mob of posters screaming for his head? You could be next. Chill the fuck out, take the advice you’ve been given, and do not pour gas on a fire.
Hey, whaddaya want, puppies and rainbows everywhere you go? 
Are you seriously comparing me to badchad? Because I’ll turn this huggle party right the fuck around if that’s the case…
Damn man, I have repeatedly said I’m taking the advice in this thread. I merely pointed out that perhaps Cervaise saying I post too much is a wee bit strange. I know he’s like a Dope Icon but I’m sorry if I have the audacity to defend myself and not just roll over like the “wet, starving puppy” you said I was earlier.
Sheesh.
No, but a clown would be nice.
You forgot the pitchforks and torches. Never forget the pitchforks and torches.
**Cervaise ** is not one of the most prolific posters by any means. He is user #251 so he is one of the longest running posters. He posts less than 5 per day. There are probably a hundred posters that post more and dozens with more posts. His advice to you was polite and pretty good.
Jim
What am I, chopped liver?
Oops! So sorry poodle. I just don’t want to tip the scales of “Boy Dopers Who Like Me” vs. “Girl Dopers Who Like Me” too far in either direction. I need to go and piss of a girl doper who formerly liked me before I can acknowledge you. A drag, to be sure, but them’s the breaks.
Nope, I was out late. The big news around here are the Islanders, though I’m secretly pulling for the Sabres.
It’s not merely the amount of posting, it’s the quality. As you have noted, **Cervaise’s ** posts are often just one-liners, and are usually funny. **Cervaise **, as far as I have ever noticed, doesn’t start a whole lot of threads; and doesn’t post a lot of personal information. (And as has been noted, his post count is in part due to a very long time on the board.) In fact, despite your very different number of posts and amount of time here, I think I know more personal information about you than I do about Cervaise.
Ok, but I’m not wearing those baggy pants. They make my ass look big.
The comparison is between posters that have seriously pissed off substantial numbers of posters. You are not as obnoxious as that fuckwit, but you could reach that level if you keep going. You do post too often, with way too much stupidity. You also drink too damn much. It’s time for you to man up to your problems. There’s nothing here for you to “defend yourself” against. You put your shit in the street. Nobody asked you to do that, but since you did, several people are trying to help you clean up the mess. Your choices are to accept it, ignore it, or fight against it. If you fight it, you will lose, people here will grow to despise you, and you’ll be treated like a joke. If you accept it and make noticiable changes, this will blow over, and you’ll grow into a an accepted member of the community.
Auto, obviously I’ve found a couple of your threads pretty entertaining. They did leave room for a lot of the creativity that exists here to flourish. But maybe some of the additional elements of your persona do merit the responses you’ve received and, frankly friend, I think much of it may very well be spot on.
Cervaise, Jodi, Rubystreak, Oakminister and most all of the others are simply trying to preserve the integrity of what we enjoy here. Don’t take everything as a personal insult that must be vigorously challenged. Consider some and maybe try it on for size. It’s not just a smattering and the theme’s pretty darn consistent.
Not yet. Seriously, good luck.
Hey hey, I haven’t gone that far yet, although a friend of mine has :eek: 
And yes, I read your post seriously and got your point. Annoyingness down, content up. Gotcha.
Read yours too Lieu, and point taken. I usually dont take things personally, but it gets difficult in the Pit sometimes to keep a happy face.
(I wish there were more young, silly, spontaneous young bucks like me around on this forum, but I will sincerely try less hard to fit in and just go with the flow, sans TMI)
Q: What’s the difference between a spelunking dwarf and alice_in_wonderland?
A: One of them is a “caving runt”…
Thanks a lot. You’ve been a great crowd.
Hook up with LOUNE, he manages a lot of the silliness and the flirting without exposing his life anywhere near as much as you. He also starts far fewer threads. There are others, they just keep a lower profile.
Jim
ETA: Throws rotten Veggies at **Vinyl Turnip **