Get Your Custom-Made Film/Theater Genres Here, courtesy of phouka!

Hey, throw one in my direction, phouka!


Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

We’ve got a blind date with destiny…and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.

I have a feeling I know what I’ll get, but I’d love to get a genre from you, Phouka

First, my profound apologies for taking so long to reply. These employers of mine have the kooky idea that I’m supposed to spend my work day working. What nuts!

deep breath

Narile: You are the ocean adventure with a full-rigged sailing ship and a sea monster.

Falcon: You are the funky, lone outsider girl who makes snot nosed stuck-up yuppie kids grovel in remorse for not being nice people

Mega the Roo: You are the insanely so-bad-it’s-good apocalyptic sciffy flick where all the babes wear leather and metal spikes. You have a harem of men.

Chef Troy: There is only one movie that fits you: Who’s Killing All The Great Chef of Europe.

Otto: You are the campy musical that requires audience participation. Without pants on.

Vestal Blue: You are the gritty cop drama with completely unexpected, wet-your-pants funny comedy lines.

Canadian Sue: You are the languid romance film with kickbutt cinematography.

Sunshine: (since I’ve done hardly any theater) you are the comedy of manners in which everyone gets good lines and nobody looks silly for too long. Think Oscar Wilde.

Arnold: you’re too easy. You are the low rent, sardonic Woody Allen films.

voguevixen: you are the young woman explores her sensuality in inventive ways flick. Also available in plain brown wrappers.

Quadzilla: you are the Japanese monster movie. You crush small colleges under your rubber feet.

Kat: You are the heart pounding suspense flick in which all of the plot twists come out in a logical, believable, yet completely unpredictable climax and satisfying denoument.

Zyada: you are the sultry spy film. You get to wear a trench coat, or on occasion, dress like a belly dancer.


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.

Alright, even though you’ll probably stick me with something out of retribution, do me.


“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
                  -Chef Troy, Haiku Master

Aw, Riddles, you know I only pegged ya 'cause I love ya. :wink:

SwimmingRiddles: you are the screwball comedy with mistaken identities, cross-dressing, and happy endings.


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.

AHHH!!! I almost posted that in my OP. “For the record, I’m a screwball comedy…” but then I thought that was being pushy, so I deleted it!!!

Wierdness. And thank you. (I wanna be Katherine Hepburn, in a Hepburn/Tracy screwball, by-the-by)


“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
                  -Chef Troy, Haiku Master

Me too please!


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Woohoo! I get to do SingleDad.

SingleDad: you are the complex intellectual film that manages to convey your message to the masses in a way that enlightens and elucidates. And you still entertain. :slight_smile:

SwimmingRiddles,

Why are you thanking me? :slight_smile: I just stoped by to get a movie genre.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.


Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!

Me por favor. :slight_smile:


“Well, I guess this means the fun’s over.” -Gus Mc Crae
“It may be over, but it sure wasn’t fun.” - Woodrow Call

:cool:

What about me? I’m curious as to what my movie genre would be. Plus these type of threads are addicting as well.

I think my posts must be barly (if at all) in the double digits, but could you take a stab at me too, phouka?

Hey do me too. Nothing cheezy!

I hestate to ask, but where do I fit in ,in Phouka’s Movie Guide To The Straight Dope Regulars?

Define me, Phouka? :slight_smile:

I DARE ya!

Whoohooo!! I get to be a sea monster!!! What You think I’d be one of the doomed slups on the main course?

Ooh, I really like the sounds of that last part.

I may be a mere lurker with two puny posts under my belt, but… I’m curious. Hit me!

Wow. That’s the one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said to me. Thanks!


Kat: You are the heart pounding suspense flick in which all of the plot twists come out in a logical, believable, yet completely unpredictable climax and satisfying denoument.