Man, I hate not having an Internet connection at home. Isn’t that lame?
Okay . . .
weirddave: you are the snide political comedy that laughs at the status quo and at people who laugh at the status quo. You gore all everyone’s ox.
beefymeg: you are the incredibly well drawn, scripted, and characterized animated movie NOT done by Disney. And you have no annoying little animal critters.
TopazAntares: you are a fantasy movie directed by Sam Rami. You get to say things like “Groovy” and look cool while you do it.
Rosethorn: you are the bittersweet romance movie. Men fear you.
Silo: Not too cheesy? Bwahahahaha. You are the cheeseshop sketch. If you don’t know what that is, ask somebody python.
Bosda: You are the plausible conspiracy theory movie that leaves everyone paranoid.
Tengu: you are a tangent movie. The title is recognizable, but the plot is completely different from what everyone expects.
Calredic: you are the Scottish movie with many men wearing skirts. I like you already.
Esprix: you are the art house movie with several layers of visual symbolism and existential meaning. Yet you appeal to the masses as well.
Kepi: you are the coming of age film that makes sense to young people and makes old people nostalgic.
lablonde: are the charming foreign film that is so good, people go to see it even with subtitles.
TheUnforgiven: you are the lovecraftian horror movie that is short on gore but long on sanity checks. No one can sleep after watching you.
pluto: you are god of the underwo- uh, no, hang on, wrong category. You are the talented artist makes it big, becomes arrogant, screws up their career, learns what music is all about and makes a successful comeback movie.
You know, Swimming Riddles, this is a hell of a lot tougher than beatifying people. I definitely think you got the easier thread.
