Pleasure to meet you, m’lady. Calico Sam Bonney at your service. We must be relations. 
It has me down as “Dirty Jack Flint”… Arrrr…
Iron Sam Kidd
There be a lot o’Kidds round this here port.
And apparently the be th’reliable type.
Arrrr
Mad Jenny Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Ahoy ye scurvy dogs and cats. I be Cutthroat Randall, an ancestor of my SASS cowboy character, Morgan “Scabby Bear” Randall.
Pleasure to meet you, m’lady. Calico Sam Bonney at your service. We must be relations.
Well, hello, Calico Sam! Me mum did get around a bit, arrr!
Lots o’ us steadfast Kidds here. I say we goes plunder them easily chipped Flints!
Dirty Charity Read
Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
IS it just me or does that name sound like free pornography?
er… land ho? 
Iron Ethel Rackham present and accounted for, aye! Yarrr, when does the pillagin’ start?
Arrr! Me timbers is shiverin’ already!!
Looks like I’m Dirty Anne Flint. Wonderful!
Avast ye mateys! Tis I Captain Bess Flint…okay someone go swab something.
Now if only I can get Mr CW to say ‘Aye Captain’ instead of ‘yes dear’.
We need a pirate smiley.
Yeeaaarrgh! Yet another of the mighty clan of Bonny checking in!
Iron Sam Bonney
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Aye, Mum did get around a bit, didn’t she… She must be the one that song is about. You know, that whole “Yo ho ho” thing.
Iron Sam Cash
Sweeeeeet…
Iron Morty Vane
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Yoo Ho Ho - I need to buy a bottle of rum for tomorrow arrr.
Mad Mary Kidd
Good to see I have so many relatives abouts.
Dirty Morgan Cash
And I will be making everyone at work use it tomorrow. With no explanation why. And when people try to use the mane Monday, I will look at them with insanity.
Mad Ethel Kidd
No wonder there are so many bottles of rum in my liquor cabinet.
Captain Sam Flint is me name, and you’d best beware, I’ll sail up the Levittown Parkway and take ye salty dogs, me parrot is also named Sam, and we both got earrings! Arr!
:parrot/pirate smiley:
Bloody James Flint
ye best beware of Bloody James. I’ll swab the deck with ye head, matey…
Ooh, this is fun…ARRRR!
Dear Dirty Jack,
Your recent invitation with respect to the pillaging of booties sounds lovely! My party of ten will gladly attend! Other than rum, is there something we can prepare or bring? Since the invite did not specify, I’m presuming swashbuckler/casual-optional parrot? Please advise.
Cordially,
Sam