Mad Dog Rackham checking in.
Arrr.
Steal my name why dont ya…
I’m Dirty Jack Flint!
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! 
Anybody know who decided tomorrow was “Talk Like a Pirate Day?”
Captain Ethel Cash be I
Yo ho ho! Don’t forget the rum!
Step aside, lubbers–Dirty Davey Bonney is boarding this vessel!
Mad Jenny Flint here! I see that my brothers, sisters and cousins in the Flint family are all present and accounted for.
Yo ho ho!
Now where’d I put that parrot…
Mad Jenny Flint here! I’m “sparky”. Arrrrr…
Now where’d I put that parrot…
Heh. I’m actually TWIN pirates…yeah, that’s it.:smack:
I’m ** Captain Jenny Kidd **. Step aside, I be takin’ over from here.
Let’s see I’m:
Iron Bess Bonney
A pirate’s life isn’t easy; it takes a tough person. That’s okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Arrr. Where’s a pirate smilie when you need one?
<< Reality’s the only obstacle to happiness. >>
Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Bonney
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Yarr! We Bonneys need to get together, too!
I’m Dirty Charity Rackham
Apparently I smell, so everyone wants to throw me in the ocean :(.
I can’t help it, really.
Poison Pierre - Arrrr
Flapjacks McDuffy … HAHAHA!!! … I can’t quit laughing 
Mad Anne Rackham
Rack’em… heh… I likes. Arrr.
Black Roger Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Ahoy, ye scabrous scallywags! Dread Pirate Bonney I be!
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Hand over yer valuables, mates, or I’ll have ye keelhauled. Arrrr!
Dirty John Kidd here, me mates.
Let’s get to plundering!
Arrr!
I be Red Slut Savannah and I 'l gives ya a pucker for a pence! Cackle!