Bloody Jack Bonney
Arrr, there be many pirates in my family, across the seven seas!
Avast ye scurvy dawgs (what? I be a southern pirate) I be Black Morty Kidd. Now be a gettin’ busy. There be buckles to swash, timbers to shiver and plenty o’ plunderin’ to do. ARRRRRR!!!
A little boy goes Trick or Treating as a pirate. He stops by a neighbors house, and the little old lady remarks “Ooh, a Pirate! How cute. Where are your buccaneers?”
The little boy points to his head and says, “Right here, under my buccan hat.”
Arrr! Yer names are nothing but a bunch soft lace pillows in a lady’s kitchen! Arrr! Ye be wanting a name that shows ye’ve just had a lifetime’s of barnicals scraped from your keel without spilling a drop of yer grog!
I be Mad William Kidd
Now be off before you feel the lick o’ the cat on yer lily-white shoulders!
BluMoon, um I mean Dirty Charity Rackham, we must be twins. I am Dirty Mary Rackham.
Where be my parrot, they be fine eatin’.
Arrrr.
Bloody Charity Cash
Would that be makin’ me the pirate version of that Robbin Hood fella I’ve heard of?
Steal from the rich, give to the poor, and forget to be washin’ the booty off between the 2.
ARGGH
D’yarrrr ye scurvy lubbers, I be Iron Roger Rackham avast the decks ye swabs upon the yardarm hhyyyarrrr
Iron Roger ::snicker::
Mad James Kidd
*Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! *
What sort of name is James fer any self-respectin’ pirate? I think I be…
Mad Jimmy the Kidd!!!
Me cousin Billy be wanderin the American Sou’west. He be making a name for himself in the highway bizness.
ARRRG!! , Cap’n Sam Kidd and I’ll keelhaul the lot o’ ye, ya scurvy sea dogs.
Arrrrrr, mum was a busy wench, weren’t she…
Mad Mary Bonney
I’m Captain Tom Read:
And I have to admit, I really have wondered about the pirates in Hamlet… I mean…arrr!
Mad John Bonney
Funny thing is, I answered the Qs as truthfully as I could. :eek:
Arrrr…I be Mad Davy Bonney
Our mum not only seems to have gotten around, but seems to have quite the talent for producing crazy children. I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to grow up in our house…er…ship!
I be Mad Roger Kidd
ere’s what they be sayn bout me…
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
whar’s me eyepatch smiley?
Captain Davy Rackham be I, says me!
I’ve noticed there be not much derivation in the names of Pirates, accountin’ fer the life of a pirate be peppered with incest and sodomy!
Now where be my cabinboy?
Hail to the Cabinboy,
the dirty little nipper!
Packed his ass
with broken glass
and circumcised the Skipper!
SCREW the land of “Milk and Honey”! I want Beer and Beef Jerky!
I’m Mad Iron Dirty Bloody Black Posion Joe!
Black Ethel Rackham be me name… say it or ye be walkin’ tha plank! Listen up, ye whinin’ land lubber, to the tale o’ me!
–Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!!–
Fetch me that thar bottle o’ rum before I run ye through wit’ me sword! Arrr! I gots three chests o’ gold right behind ye an iffn ye touch but a coin, I’ll be skinnin’ the flesh from yer bones right quick! Don’ ye cry like a wee lass now, just fetch me that rum, ye scurvy dog! ARRR!
I’d be wishin’ the blasted hamsters would get a move on, I need to hoist the poop sail!
Ye gots a smile outta me, ye scurvy dog! ARRR!!
Captain Charity Bonney
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Swab that deck, matey!