I read this OP aloud to my gf. It was highly amusing. But I had to take a giant breath first. 
I’m pretty sure the OP is going to die alone and unloved. Man-up, dude. She’s gone and you’ll never find anyone else. Darkness and cold are your fate from now through eternity. Sucks to be you.
I blame Batista.
I think you all should put in applications for appearing on the Jerry Springer show…
She’s going to cheat on you. But, I suspect she will be honest about it when she gets back. Just be prepared. Two beds prevents nothing. More likely it just gives them a dry bed to sleep in.
The OP should Run On like he’s one of his own sentences…
It sounds like she is grown-up enough to travel with a companion that she is not necessarily having sex with. That is not at all uncommon for traveling companions, I’ve done it many times. The arrangements were made for the trip before she even knew you. She is free to do as she pleases, this is an opportunity she wants to fulfill, for a valuable life experience, and she thinks you are mature enough to accept this arrangement, and when she gets back you guys can get on with your lives according to how the wind blows then…
I never have sex with my travel companion… because I only bring my wife. :ba dum tss:
Move while she’s away. Do not leave a forwarding address. Oh, and change your phone number too.
I thought this was going to be a thread about some kind of reverse Elian situation. Disappointed.
I’m going to wait for her to contact me, she is back on Friday, if no communication from her by Sat, guessing she will be back with the ex
Yeah, play games with her! That’s the key!
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I am hoping the OP is interested.
If we take everything at face value she said the ex didn’t ask her to go until two weeks after she started seeing the OP, and that the ex claimed that he already bought the tickets 5 months before - about the same time they broke up.
It’s only been about 4 months since the US started allowing individuals to go on “people to people” trips.
so are you going to tell her you cheated on her when (if) she gets in contact with you?
Does Cuba have resorts?
Did you miss the update? While the girlfriend is in Cuba possibly-but-not-definitely banging her ex, the OP has hooked back up with HIS ex. He hasn’t told the previously-ex that he is now banging about his actual current girlfriend (the one in Cuba), as he wants to wait to bring the topic up until the girlfriend returns and (possibly) confesses to her cheating ways. Then he’ll decide if he wants to stay with girlfriend (if she didn’t bang her ex while on vacation) or with previously-ex (if she did bang her ex while on vacation).
I love my cigars too, but I take them out of Cuba once in a while…
Look at you and your fancy “math”. Next you’re going to say that cousin Lilly has only been married for seven months so there is no way she could have been a virgin on her wedding night and have a baby now.
A few. It’s actually a major source of foreign revenue and have been since the revitalization effort after the fall of the Soviet Union.
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