Go To Fucking Hell, You Soulless Shrill Bitch!

I haven’t read these particular columns, but here goes.

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I’ve checked out one of her books fromthe library but I actually couldn’t read it. I just couldn’t stand it.

But I wish I had her body/hair. Except my hair is pretty good. It’s curly! I wish I could wear a short, sleeveless black dress and be interviewed by Matt Lauer outside.

Even though Rall is on the opposite end of the political spectrum, didn’t he also get in trouble for a comic strip that expressed the same view about 9/11 widows as Coulter does (i.e., that they’re cashing in on their grief)?

Also, since she wrote a book called Godless , one would assume that she is not godless. I wonder what church she attends. Not is she Episcopalian or Lutheran or Baptist. What church does she attend every Sunday? On what committee does she serve? Does she help arrange for food to be delivered to those who are recently out of the hospital? Does she sew the paraments for the altar? Does she help the Trustees choose the color of the new carpet and whether or not to put wood on the chancel floor? Does she help that girl who decided to have her baby instead of an abortion? That girl needs a place to live. She needs help raising her baby. That girl needs people to stand up with her when she gets her baby baptized. Because, clearly, Anne is super-involved in a church somewhere.

Oh yeah, she doesn’t want to convert by kindness, she wants to convert by force.

A thread that is made to stay at the top of the forum; it doesn’t slide off the bottom just because no-one’s posting in it. There are one or two already there with forum rules in them.

The sick are weak! They’re parasites!

No, she needs to start taking personal responsibility, the little slut!

For Heaven’s sake why!? I don’t know you, but unless you look like this, why would you want to trade bodies with Ann Coulter. Her spiritual and intellectual uglyness is matched by her body. She’s a stick figure with no boobs, wattles, those wierd flabby things where her triceps should be, and a horse face. She’s way too long in the tooth to be dressing like a party girl.

Lest you think this is just the politics talking, I think a lot of the fox newsbabes are pretty sexy, and fellow shrieker Laura Ingraham has a girl-next-door thing going on. But Ann? If I woke up one morning with a hangover and her lying next to me, I’d never drink again.

He did indeed. That was what I first though of when I heard of Coulter’s latest screed. There was a thread on it a while back, but it appears to have been lost in the board crash a few years back.

Another reminder that the political spectrum meets at the extremes.

The url is “ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com

That will look nice on the server logs at work, thanks!

:rolleyes:

Anne Coulter, America’s Bitch.

I’d buy the bumper sticker.

Chris Matthews did a piece on this last night, and I was absolutely floored. I thought I had seen the lowest of the lows from her, but this…? She also said something along the lines of: How do we know the men that died weren’t planning to divorce those harpies? What a vile, putrid, scum eating, shit spewing, person she is.

Does this woman have an army of bodyguards with her wherever she goes? I’m haven’t been this disgusted by what someone has said in a long, long time.

Why is this about 9/11 widows? Were only men killed in the 9/11 incidents? Didn’t some of the women killed have husbands? Is there a particular group out there that calls itself “the 9/11 widows” that Coulter is talking about?

I don’t know if there is an official organization, but some of the widows have become active in politics, at least in terms of supporting certain candidates. I’m not sure all of them have supported “liberals”, btw. But I’m not aware of many men who have similarly become involved. I also supsect that making her targets women gives Coulter an added boost with her selected audience. Politically active women = radical feminists in some people’s minds.

I’m a conservative leaning moderate and I think Ann Coulter is wombat-shit crazy. My standard line, when describing hpw crazy she is, is to say that she makes Michael Moore sound like a reasoned moderate.

If I think of a continuum of media pundits, Ann is way out on the right side jumping up and down and shrieking like the scary idiot she is. Rush Limbaugh is a bit down the scale from Ann, and balanced by Michael Moore on the left side. There is nobody balancing Ann on the left, IMO. I read through those columns by Ted Rall, and, IMO, he is not, based on those columns anyway, Ann’s equal. Unless Rall has said something as mind-boggling as the quote by Ann that I always use to illustrate her lunacy (“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”) I’ve heard a quote or two from less well-known lefties that approach this craziness, but those lefties (the ones I am thinking of are all ivory tower types) don’t have Ann’s media prominence. Our Ann really stands alone, bless her crazy little heart.

I have read her previous books, BTW – and appreciated them for the entertainment factor (“Wow! Did she just say that?”), but I won’t be reading this one. A quick glance at the bookstore was all it took to convince me that the irritation would far outweigh the entertainment.

I heard her book just hit #3 on Amazon.

:eek:

From Letterman last night.

She’s young, she’s blond…someone should introduce her to OJ.

When her last book came out, she had an interview with Amazon. One of the questions was what books influenced her, and she answered the gospels. I was flabbergasted. Maybe someone played a trick on her and replaced her copy of the NT with St0rmfr0nt* tracts.

*Intentionally funked up for good reasons.

Wow. Just, wow.

Honestly, and I say this as an agnostic who has a lingering affection for Christianity and a lot of respect for many Christians, Ann Coulter is one of the least Christian-seeming people I can think of. In fact, when I first read the famous quote I mentioned in my previous post (“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”), I actually remember thinking, “Gee, you first, Ann.”

I’d love to someone quizz her on her knowledge of the Gospels. I’m sure she could probably name them. Beyond that, I doubt she’d have a clue.

“Matthew… um, Mark, Mark’s friend, from the American Enterprise Institute–the one with the nice Hummer–aAAAAAAUGH THE POWER OF HELL WILL CONSUME YOUR PUNY MORTAL SOULS!!!”

You’re welcome, Diogenes.