Umm Im actually asking this for two reaons, one scientific, the other for a solution to a marital problem. Please dont Ban me administrators, as I ask in all seriousness.
My wife has recently become fascinated with the idea of anal inercourse (Jesus Im gonna die) Im mortified now. Anyways, I have actually granted her desires now a few times. She loves it, but complains of stomach cramping and pain afterwards (as many homosexuals have said they do in articles I read a while back). Why?
and is there a way to completely avoid this?
(note: please dont start on the homosexual innuendos here, I’ve had enough on AOL today)
Aw, don’t be so shy. We’ve talked about MUCH worse. Nobody’s going ban you. And we won’t make fun of you (much). But as a request, please try to avoid stream of consciousness- it makes your posts hard to understand.
Anyway, it could be that she’s getting air in her rectum that is producing gas pains in her intestines. When you are penetrating, do you pull out all the way and then reinsert? This could be the problem if you do. Perhaps less vigorous anal sex might help…
Another option is taking anti-gas medicine before hand. If the pain isn’t gas cramping, maybe take some ibuprofen (600mg or so) beforehand.
Dude, lighten up, no one on this board is gonna eat you, at least not while you’re still married You should have been here for the felching thread; no don’t ask. I’ve only been on the giving end of it so have no experience with this side effect. But as a nurse my WAG would be that the stimulation to the GI track causes an autonomic attempt to evacuate the colon. Make sure she has an empty stomach and bowel before hand, and you might consider an enema first, she might get into that as well. Good luck, I’m sure there are some SDMBers with better info,
Larry
Well thank you all for being such good sports about it. I am sorry for my conscious streams as well Further I am beginning a journal of everyones input, and then scientifically (grin) testing each. Ill report back on the best results soon. So keep your ideas coming (no pun intended, but one is there).
It always amazes me when people talk about their personal sexuality here with people they don’t even know. People you’re going to probably meet someday and they are gonna look at ya real funny, maybe greet ya with ‘so, hows it coming behind the green door?’
Oh, c’mon, cut him some slack here. He’s embarrassed enough already. Don’t worry, kiddo; like they said, a lot more outre stuff has been discussed here. If people don’t want to read your question they don’t have to.
And picking through a little self conscious tortured syntax is no biggie, especially when you explained in the title that the question was difficult for you. If you want pure bewilderment, hang around and check out some of the disjointed ramblings on esoteric religious and philosophical things.
No advice to give you, but a kind word seemed in order.
NewtonsApple: My wife has recently become fascinated with the idea of anal inercourse.
Lucky @!#?@! bastard.
My wife, God love her, doesn’t find it appealing at all. I respect her feelings and don’t ask her about it at all. But (no pun intended) I still have fond memories of my GF before my wife that was into all sorts of kinky stuff, including anal sex.
Judges 14:9 - So [Samson] scraped the honey into his hands and went on, eating as he went. When he came to his father and mother, he gave some to them and they ate it; but he did not tell them that he had scraped the honey out of the body of the lion.
Hey, at least you’re not into that felching stuff… and if you don’t know, FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T ASK! (of course, if you’re an atheist, then ask away…)
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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So it’s better to discuss this with good friends and/or relatives? “Hi Dad, I was wondering… did you and Mom ever do it up the ass, and did she have gas afterwards?”
Methinks this is the perfect forum for such questions.
As for the OP, I would suggest the book “Anal Pleasure and Health” which can be purchased through Amazon.com.
The radio disc jockey who recently came to our town, or the girl who has become a porno star since she left my town years agoand recently retired. Maybe the same person!?!?!?!
By the way, you guys and ladies are great. I just wanna take this moment and opportunity to say thanks and I love you all. And for you few who wish to have this experience and still cant convince the wife;
advice- Slip once (dont linger too long, just long enough for her to like it) then leave. Next time you are down to business and using your tongue, let a finger slip, or two. I am nearly positive you wont have to ask again, just beware the beast you unleash.
AND FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE, MAKE SURE YOU ARE SPOTLESSLY CLEAN BEFOREHAND!!! eewww
You should have been here for the felching thread; no don’t ask. I’ve only been on the giving end of it so have no experience with this side effect. But as a nurse my WAG would be that the stimulation to the GI track causes an autonomic attempt to evacuate the colon. Make sure she has an empty stomach and bowel before hand, and you might consider an enema first, she might get into that as well. Good luck, I’m sure there are some SDMBers with better info,
Further I am beginning a journal of everyones input, and then scientifically (grin) testing each. Ill report back on the best results soon. So keep your ideas coming (no pun intended, but one is there).