Say what?
If someone has anal sex with his wife, big deal. I am not going to look at him funny, even in the unlikely change we meet in person.
Sheeesh
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Good. Cause who knows when I may see any of you and where.
ROTFLMAO
-N
On the slight possibility that I meet any of you in person, I would appreciate knowing before hand if you have ever practiced felching.
I mean, just so I can decide whether or not I wanna kiss you. 
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Diane-
Haven’t yet but, when we meet who knows??
;)(I’d use the sticking out tongue smiley but…)
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Refresh my memory someone. Is felching the one where you suck out the deposit made in the wifes frontal bank? or did it change after I left HS?
What was snowballing too?
Damn the good old days of crude jeuvenile behaviour.
-N
bump (looking aound to make sure no one saw this)
Snowballing: Giving a man fellatio, then after ejaculation, kissing him and spitting some of the semen back into his mouth. (never tried that). Felching: Making a delivery via the rear entrance (I got sick of the clinical terms, okay?), then retrieving said delivery orally. Can be applied to the front entrance as well, but usually isn’t. (never tried that either).
Personally, I don’t see what the big deal about anal sex is. I like it. See that? I just said in front of 4,000 registered posters and who knows how many lurkers that I like to take it up the ass. Woo hoo! No, seriously, I’m sure that everybody would benefit except for the manufacturers of fake mustaches and funny glasses if we all got over our hang-ups over those bizarre practices that by rights should not be mind-blowingly erotic but are anyway. I mean, hellfire! I was a little put off by the concept of felching at first, but now that I think about it a little, it doesn’t sound that bad, and I may even try it someday. I’ve done stranger things. So, Mr. Apple, have a blast, and send my regards to the wife.
P.S. I still say Satan should have gone for it.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Neuro-
Woo HOO Neauro is my kind of girl, she just earned a new ranking with me! Should anything ever happen to my marriage I know the exact woman I would look for. You wanna give me your # now or later?
As for Satan, cmon man everybody is doin it…
You wont be cool if you dont do it…
(attempts at peer pressure)
← 25 years old, 6’, 230, green eyes, light brown hair, intelligent, willing, adventurous, sensual, wonderful, loving, gentle, and kind. DAMN CUTE TOO, at least thats what my agent says.
Oh and taken. But attractive friends make good friends and attract more cute friends. Be sexy like us, lets hang out.
BUMP!
sigh
Newt, old boy, you have a lot of catching up to do.
First of all, I have had anal sex with a couple of women. I found it to be nice, a little different, but nothing I feel the desperate urge to repeat. If my current SO is cool with it, so am I, but it’s not something I need to do again or sex will suddenly have less meaning or something.
You see, my name is invoked every time there is some kind of thread having to do with asses, because I made an ass out of myself posting how a former girlfriend - now referred to quite accurately as Meat Flaps - wanted to use a strap-on on MY anus. I’m sure you understand this is a little different from what your wife proposes, now, isn’t it.
I posted my dillema primarilly out of self-depricating humor mostly, and I must admit it was nice to see what others thought of this.
Of course, for all eternity, Satan’s Ass is the butt (har, har) of jokes. Yes, being a comic genius does have it’s trade offs.
In any event, now that you know, would YOU like your wife to stick a dildo up YOUR asshole?
Yer pal,
Satan
Oh, and one other thing, Newt…
You go from total embarrassment to bump-o-rama in the course of a couple of days re: this subject.
Kinda makes a man wonder…
Especially given the heartfelt debate we are having in the abortion thread.
So your wife still grieves about an abortion, but now takes an interest in taking up the ass? And you go from bashful to boastful in a few short days?
Color me suspicious, and maybe I’m paranoid, but I’ve got my eye on this Newt character…
Yer pal,
Satan
Really? You like lesbians? I’ll bet she might have issues with you, however. What with you having a penis and all.
Settle down, newbie. Yer making an ASS of yerself no matter WHAT your real motivations are.
Yer pal,
Satan
I ain’t gonna give it, I ain’t gonna receive it. Sorry, ladies.
I am so very glad that there is a privacy screen on this computer’s monitor. There’s someone to my left and two others to my right and I DON’T want them to know what I’m reading! :o
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
I need more input here people… talk to me.
please
And as for Satans remarks to me;
I had no idea about “meat flaps”. I was more or lessing referring to the term “the devil made me do it/ think it”. So I was giving you good PR.
Second you go on to say im making an ass out of myself, for saying Neuro was my kind of girl. You say shes lesbian, fine. I would know this how? This is posted on what disclaimer board? Second, if what you say is true then her comment on felching is utterly impossible. So I think you may not Neuro as well as you think, or she leads us to believe otherwise. The acts she has been a part of and says someday she may arent exactly lesbian capable am I right?
(pulling out notebook: Satan has mood swings during third week of every month)
But its okay, I still love you both. Sorta.
-N
Whoa, slow down there, do you want to get your fingers tangled while you type? In answer to your concerns, a) I’m mostly attracted to women, but I’m not above the occasional dalliance with a member of the opposite sex, b) I am also not above any form of multi-party sex, multi as in more than two. Between a and b, I could experience both sides of felching had I the desire. This brings me to my third point. c) I’m going to shut up now, because I kinda get the feeling that I’ve shared too much already. But thank you for your interest.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Sorry, neuro. Didn’t mean to speak for you… FTR I don’t care who you do or don’t sleep with, i just figured you were totally into the woman thing.
I am glad, however, you are open to the occasional serious deep dicking!
::flee::
Yer pal,
Satan
I also don’t understand the stigma about anal sex. I’m probably the most outspoken butt-sex female on the board (at least that has been one of my reputations for the last many years) so maybe I’m just coming at it from an unusual perspective…but really… would anyone care if someone else was having anal sex? Would know ing that be the first thing someone think of upon meeting them? I seriously doubt it. I’ve been quite “out” about my fondness for anal sex for many years… I’ve also met many dopers… I’ve never gotten the impression that they thought “hey, there’s OpalCat, that chick who likes to get it in the butt!” when they met me.
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Satan-
The debate we had in Abortion was exactly that IN ABORTION. This room is my way of getting my smile and laughback after that board. ITs the physical showing of CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
Is that so hard to understand? Laugh here, replenish my happiness, go and fight again, then come back, then go fight again.
Its simple Satan, now go pick on someone else. Before I decide to not like you permanently. (wink)
And to think I was being so nice to you and giving you good PR!
-N
Well, now I know what to say when I first spy you across the crowded restaurant in March…
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7