God im blushing just asking!

Satan wrote:

Well, not without dinner and flowers.

Actually, I’d like to try being on the receiving end of a penis some time, except that I’m not attracted to men and if I looked my partner in the face it would be the biggest turn-off in the world for me. C’est la vie.

Well, at least the woman can’t become pregnant from anal sex. I suppose if she did it wuld be born an asshole?