I must be whooshed big time but I still don’t understand how the grandpa’s comments make him likelier to get the blowjob…
The others gave their opinion on how to try and make the putt, but she would still have to pick one piece of advice, execute the putt precisely and hope that the advice and execution worked. Gramps conceded the putt, thus negating the need for her to do anything and guaranteeing the outcome.
Oh OK… thanks.
Grandpa has more money than the others in the foursome?
Just keep reading. Grandpa is saying the ball is already in the hole for the purpose of scoring, she doesn’t have to make another putt.
A woman is playing golf when she hears moaning coming from the water hazard. She looks down to see one man giving another a blow job.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”, she asks.
The first guy responds, “Joe slipped into the pond while trying to play a lie from the shore, so I came to his rescue when I could see he was drowning.”
“You idiot! You’re supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth!”
“Well, that’s how it started…”
The Game Warden gets a phone call that there are explosions at the south end of the lake.
He jumps in the boat and hauls down there to find a redneck throwing sticks of dynamite in the water and hauling out the dead fish.
As he pulls alongside he yells "Hey, stop that, what do you think you’re doing? “I’ve got half a mind to arrest you”.
Just then the redneck lights another stick of dynamite, throws it to the startled Game Warden and says “You gonna fish, or bullshit all day?”:eek:
I believe it was Chi Chi Rodriguez who said,
“The only time I ever picked up a 2-iron was to kill a spider. And it still took three swings.”