Busload of politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, “Were they ALL dead?”
The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians are.”
Did I tell you I hate cats? I suffered a serious injury from one of those fuzzy faced, flea bitten, little fur balls (see post from 26NOV2013 above). This Thanksgiving past, I had eleven people for dinner. It was my job to cook the turkey and make the giblet gravy. So, I had the kitchen all to myself while the company enjoyed hors d’oeurves and cocktails. Anyway, this little spawn of satan goes to the bathroom in the house! In the kitchen!! So I put Pop Rocks in the Kitty Litter (and you can try this at home). Here kitty-kitty!!!