The bad news is, S. J. Lee is destroying all the posters.
The good news is, I’ve got a button…
The bad news is that Governor Quinn miss-typed the last entry and I’ve actually got a “butt on” my head.
The good news is that its Kobe Tai’s butt.
The bad news is, she’s in the middle of a DP scene and there’s “residue” all over.
The good news is, you’re getting paid to be there.
The bad news is, it’s because you’re the fluff boy/girl.
The good news is you get a free copy of the movie to show all of your friends.
The bad news is that all your friends are cats.
The good news is they really like your work.
The bad news is, Fluffy knows what a fluffer does and wants to put you to work.
The good news is it pays really really well…
The bad news is, you can’t cash the checks.
The good news is, I can…
The bad news is, you’ll cash them and take off to Tahiti.
The good news is, you never forget to pack your sunscreen
The bad news is, you forget the whole suitcase.
The good news is, your trashy novel, bathing suit, and toothbrush are in your carry-on.
The bad news is, your carry-on is in your suitcase.
The good news is, Fluffy is willing to UPS it to you…
The bad news is that Fluffy thinks that UPS stands for “Up the Poo Shooter”.
The good news is that it was a rewarding experience.
The bad news is, being a “rewarding experience” doesn’t make it a good experience.
The good news is, we’re up for Tonys…
The bad news is, it’s “up for Tony’s” as in “Hey! Who’s up for Tony’s Pizza?”
The good news is, Tony’s Pizza delivers.
The bad news is they only deliver their anchovy-jalpeno-pineapple-liverwurst-chocolate-chip pizza.
The good news is you aren’t hungry anyways.
The bad news is, it’s because you can’t keep any food down since your last run-in with Fluffy necessitated a colostomy.
The good news is, you now have a place to keep your keys.
The bad news is that itš infested with worms
The good news is that they make good bait
The bad news is, they make good bait for the Undead.
The good news is, the Undead like them so much that they’re willing to be pals with you.
The bad news is the Night Elves have declared war on you for siding with the Undead. (Warcraft 3 reference)
The good news is it’s only a computer game.
The bad news is the Night Elves have declared war on you for siding with the Undead. (Warcraft 3 reference)
The good news is it’s only a computer game.
The bad news is, PC-game nuts have inflicted it on the rest of us.
The good news is, I have declared war on the PC- and I have a sledgehammer.