The bad news is it’s made out of marshmallow.
The good news is the Second Coming.
The bad news is it’s the Second Coming (double entendre?) of Chocolate Cake.
The good news is you’re getting married
The bad news is, it’s to a man with a marshmallow gun who has someones BIG boyfriend chasing him through the ceremony.
The good news is, you got lots of wedding gifts.
The bad news is, they’re all toasters.
The good news is, you can sell the toasters on eBay.
The bad news is the guy bidding on your toasters is using the handle “chocolatecake.”
The good news is he’s a Power Seller!
The bad news is, he e-mails you, and says he wants to meet at a hotel to pick up the toasters in person…and to give a paricularly heart-felt thank-you for coming to the rescue of his every toasting need.
The good news is, chocolatecake gets outbid just before the mass toaster auction closes.
The bad news is, it’s by someone known as The Grapist.
The good news is, the final bid is 15 times as much as you thought it would be.
the bad news is, they don’t except anything but # of blowjobs.
the good news is, they caught the murderer that killed your cat.
The bad news is, assault on a pussy is only a misdameanor.
The good news is that Mothership ‘Chocolatecake’ has arrived, filled with kitties that are 9 feet tall and superintelligent and came to avenge their earth brothers.
the bad news: They came to avenge their earth brothers.
The good news: The toilet isn’t clogged anymore.
The bad news: Your bum-hole is. With chocolate cake.
The good news: Exlax has developed a new superpotent laxative.
The bad news: Your friend didn’t tell you he slipped it in your coke.
The good news: The coke had rum in it.
The bad news is the rum has pee in it.
The good news is they’re going to be giving out door prizes.
The bad news is that two gigantic, superintelligent cats are giving out the gifts…
The good news is that they left the back door ajar…
The bad news is that’s how the wolves got in.
The good news is we bought more soup.
The bad news is I dropped it on your new shag pile carpet.
The good news is the stain contrasts well with your hair.
The bad news is the stain is permanent, so you’ll have to shave your head.
The good news is that tires are on sale.
The bad news is they’re Firestone ATX.
The good news is Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.
The bad news is Elton John is your’s.
The good news is you’re his first heir
The bad news is that gay gene is dominant.
The good news is your friends like your decorating ability.