The bad news is, you’re in the middle of a meeting with the boss’s boss at the moment.
The good news is, it’s a meeting about morale in the workplace, and they’re taking your dancing as a positive contribution to the discussion.
The bad news is, they decide to promote you, placing you in a job you know nothing about.
The good news is, you now have a corner office…
The bad news is, it’s at the corner of Ignorance and Hell! /Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
The good news is, your new secretary is babealicious…
The bad news is, It’s on the corner of Arbataash Tamuz and Jinubst. - Baghdad.
The good news is, It’s nice and hot over there.
fuck The bad news is, Your new secretary smells
The good news is, Your nose is clogged
The bad news is, your nose is clogged with cement.
The good news is, you were always a mouthbreather…
The bad news is your breath smells like decaying bodies, and the stinky secretary quits immediately.
The good news is, you get to pick her replacement
The bad news is, all the replacements are from the County Jail.
The good news is, this wouldn’t be the first convicted felon you’d hire…
The bad news is, your new county jail secretary claims to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The good news is, you get a 10% discount when visiting County jail
The bad news is, the next time you go, it’s not by choice.
The ggod news is, your cellmate is the pretty one.
The bad news is, He’s way to small for you
The good news is, He took the penis enlargement spam seriously.
the bad news is, it isn’t clogged anyless
the good news is, you have a plunger
the bad news is, stupid newbie didn’t realize the thread continued onto more pages.
the good news is, SDMB users are very tolerant of idiots
The bad news is, no, we aren’t.
The good news is, I’m a nice man…
The bad news is, He’s just saying that
The good news is, You made me laugh.
The bad news is, I was at a funeral.
The good news is, I found a penny.
The bad news is, my last post doesn’t seem to make much sense in the context of this page.
The good news is, I promise to get with the program.
The bad news is that the program is corrupted and causes constant blue screen.
The good news is that we have replaced Windows with Linux, and expect the program to be ported over shortly.
The bad news is, it wasn’t Linux, but Linen.
The good news is, the SDMB now has an interesting texture…
The bad news is that it’s the texture of wrinkly, day-old baby barf stained linen. :eek
The good news is that I made a nice pot of spaghetti…