The bad news is that the neighbors with 14 kids smelled it cooking and invited themselves over for dinner.
The good news is they brought dessert.
[sub]welcome to the boards, slowmoving vehicle![/sub]
The bad news is, dessert is “Rat Poison Delight”.
The good news is, it’ll get rid of them…
The bad news is, You have no clue how to make the bodies disapear.
The good news is, you have a large, hungry dog.
The bad news is, he wants you to be his bitch.
The good news is that you bought a big bottle of Strawberry-Kiwi Wet™.
The bad news is, You just had your Antabuse ™.
The good news is, You decide to visit gum, who knows other relaxing substances.
The bad news is that they passed you a roofie telling you it was valium.
The good news is, you’re bored.
The bad news is, only gum is up and about to reply to your posts.
The good news is, I’ll be of soon
The bad news is, Sunspace is up early and posting again.
The good news is, it’s only in this thread.
The bad news is, I lied about the good news.
The other good news is, the bad news dowsn’t matter.
The really good news is, the drugs seem to be wearing off now.
The bad news is, we’ve completely lost track of the damn story.
The good news is, we can start a new one.
The really good news is NBC has decided to make you the star of a new sitcom in the cushy spot between “Friends” and “Will and Grace.”
The bad news is: it’s a Three’s Company remake, and also stars Mike Tyson and Danny Devito.
The good news is, in that costume nobody you know will recognize you.
The bad news is, they WILL recognize you from the press interviews you gave.
The good news is, it has to run for 13 episodes by contract…
The bad news is, they will run them forever on TVland.
The good news is the residuals are great.
The bad news is, the residuals are in Confederate money.
The good news is, you have a time machine…
The bad news is, You land in Germany, 1944
The good news is, You can assassinate Hitler
The bad news is, that results in Rommel becoming leader, making “The Producers” impossible.
The good news is, it might be fun…
The bad news is you have to sleep with Christopher Hewitt, who died years ago.
The good news is that doesn’t bother you.
The bad news is, it does bother him.
The good news is, who cares?
The bad news is that you made it out of toxic waste.
The good news is, it doens’t need microwaving.
The bad news is, it’s microwaving you.
The good news is, you’re a hot dog…
The bad news is, you’re a vegan.
The good news is, you no longer care.