The bad news is you have to taste a piece.
The good news is your post count has been boosted.
The bad news is, Chocolate Cake just won’t stay out of this thread!
The good news is, you have stock in the Chocolate Cake Corporation.
The bad news is, we’ve already done the “stock” joke.
The good news is, we haven’t done the “stock-boy” joke.
The bad news is, saying the “stock-boy” joke results in instant banning from the SDMB.
The good news is, you can guess what it was…
The bad news is, it has something to do with Lowell Weicker.
The good news is, wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
The bad news is, the former Governor of Connecticut is suing you for libel.
The good news is, you can blame it on Governor Quinn.
The bad news is that now Governor Quinn has joined the suit.
The good news is that Chocolate Cake will swear to your whereabouts, and swear about many other things, too.
The bad news is, Chocolate Cake’s word is universally believed by judges.
The good news is, Chocolate Cake will be wearing a suit, and it’s not his birthday suit.
The bad news is, Chocolate Cake will be wearing a suit made out of human flesh.
The good news is, it’s an old suit…
The bad news is Mr. Blackwell is making fun of you.
The good news is that his suit is even worse.
The bad news is that Jay Leno has invited you, Chocolate Cake, and Mr. Blackwell on his show to be mocked by the entire country.
The good news is that your long-lost rich uncle sees you on Leno and contacts you, hoping to make you his soul heir.
The bad news is your uncle is a Satanist, and being his “soul heir” means his soul takes over your body.
The good news is, you still have all that money, even though you’re evil.
The bad news is, you waste that money on futile efforts to get James Bond.
The good news is, you succeed in killing him…
The bad news is, Miss Moneypenney is still alive.
The good news is, She eats all of the Chocolate Cake.
The bad news is, she then becomes Chocolate Cake.
The good news is, you can always depend on good ol’ Major Boothroy…
The bad news is, you can always depend on him to say the most embarassing thing possible in front of your blind date.
The good news is, you’re pretty sure you can turn it to your advantage…
The bad news is, you fail, and M beats the (bleep) out of you.
The good news is, you then file and win a lawsuit against British Intelligence…
The bad news is, In order to win from BI, you need to know the difference between potato and potato
The good news is, They have chips, you have french fries
The bad news is, they have crisps, you have chips.
The good news is, you are now Dictator-for-Life of Newark, NJ…
The bad news is that Bruce Springsteen is constantly singing to you.
The good news is that John Hinckley is free and wants to impress Jodie Foster again.